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What The Fuck Is This Song About? (or WTFITSA, if you're into clunky acronyms, Miss Kate) is a new game where I post lyrics to a cryptic song and try to decipher what in the holy hell the artist is singing about. You at home can join in with your own guesses.… Continue reading
Patrick watches black sitcom #2246 Continue reading
"I think half of my life has been spent trying to decide what movie to watch." – Amanda Tague She has a point. I don't want to think about how many hours I've spent in front of my dvd collection, eyes idly gliding up and down the shelves, trying to find that… Continue reading
soybomb43: The first black presidentsoybomb43: dances like a white guytails or tague: well.tails or tague: rick astley sings like a black guy.tails or tague: even exchange. Continue reading
I have a friend who likes Julia Stiles. She said, and I quote "When I was 12, I read this interview with her in some dumb magazine. And she just seemed really nice. Someone I would like to be friends with. Perhaps go on a picnic." I'm pretty sure she's the… Continue reading
WARNING: This blog post features sexually explicit text. Not for the faint of heart. Lately I feel like I haven't been performing to the height of my intelligence, in most aspects. All my jokes seem to be the kind of rambling non-jokes they cram into Aqua… Continue reading
There are all sorts of great double features. Not too long ago I had a Teeth & Carrie double feature. "Vaginas Gone Wrong Night", we called it. You know what isn't a good double feature? Above the Law and Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For… Continue reading
There are an awful lot of things that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation gets wrong as a film, but the one that really bugs me the most is that Leatherface looks like Old Greg. But it's the fact that this bugs me that really bugs me. Being an… Continue reading
