Sam Strange
130 posts
By Sam Strange ·
05.17.2010
· 5 comments
Movie commercials offer us a great service; they not only show us which upcoming movies look good, but also which upcoming movies look like Hitler Turds (turds that waste no energy being anywhere except directly beneath your nose). In honor of this profound… Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
05.08.2010
· 32 comments
But it's so much fun! Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
03.17.2010
· 14 comments
A girl falls down a hole and gets hit in the hatter and eats a rabbit. CRAZY SHIT! Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
02.15.2010
· 13 comments
I'll take that bacon-burger with a side-order of Pavlovian sadness, please. Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
01.08.2010
· 12 comments
Classic movies are so stupid. They're all black and white and subversive and shit. Let's make things easier to see! Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
12.24.2009
· 30 comments
Now that I've seen it, I've come up with more shit to say. Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
12.14.2009
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Amy Adams will marry a bastard or else. Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
11.10.2009
· 14 comments
There are two sides to every story… Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
11.09.2009
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Crazy scary bug-eye maid fucks shit up, clorox style! Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
09.28.2009
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Jesus gets his ass handed to him. Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
09.15.2009
· 1 comment
Probably the worst film to ever win an award not given out by MTV. Continue reading →
By Sam Strange ·
08.31.2009
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Real CG looking aliens fall in love while on a doomed ship. Continue reading →