A couple of weeks ago I wrote a piece about Miles Davis' album Tutu, essentially the genesis of what is commonly referred to today by a myriad of names including, but not limited to: Smooth Jazz, Elevator Jazz, Crap, Fluff, Not-Jazz, etc. The basic point of… Continue reading →
Richard Kelly gets the benefit of the doubt in my book. If you read my rants regularly, you know that Donnie Darko is my favorite film*. Southland Tales perplexed the hell out of me. I watched it once, hated it until about the last thirty minutes, watched it… Continue reading →
For the last month every bus stop (and I do mean every freakin' bus stop) in Southern Los Angeles has had the same ad on it – Ninja Assassin. At first I thought the flick looked like the cover to one of those sci/fi books by Brent Weeks – Way of Shadows,… Continue reading →
So it was with bated breath and rabidly clawing fingers I purchased the debut collaboration between Josh Homme, John Paul Jones and Dave Grohl the morning it came out. I was at work but the first chance I got I took a spin on that sucker and… Hell… Continue reading →
Ahh, it's that wonderful time of the year again. Mistletoe, fat perverts in beards and if you're lucky enough to know her, my friend Amy's amazing Guinness cookies*. Oh yeah, and the ‘cultural' launch ramp that will send many of us here in the… Continue reading →
This might be slightly the wrong title for this blog. ‘Universal', in this context at least, colloquially implies ‘ to all' and that is most assuredly not the case here. Anyone who likes The Smiths knows they are not for everyone. I myself just… Continue reading →
I have avoided seeing Guy Ritchie's Revolver for a couple years now based on what I'd heard about it. I've been so curious, especially since Rocknrolla. Despite the bad words seemingly everybody has to say about Revolver I know that my first pass through RnR… Continue reading →
A few weeks ago I received an email from Mr. Brown asking, ‘have you heard of a band called A Place to Bury Strangers? I read they sound like a combination of Mind is a Terrible thing to taste-era Ministry and old My Bloody Valentine. I was so intrigued… Continue reading →
Dear Ti West, It is a rare thing when you wait for something for so long only to have it meet, let alone exceed your expectations. Honestly I cannot remember the last time something like that has happened to me in the realm of film. You however sir, you've… Continue reading →
Have you ever wondered what genius came up with the idea of garnishing meat with more meat? Last night while sick and stuck in the Phoenix, AZ airport I had a hankerin' for only one thing. To be home with my wife and cats. However that wasn't happening as my… Continue reading →
If you read my rants on a regular basis you know I love beer. But not just any beer – good beer. Well, as I sit here writing this evening I'm sipping one of my very favorites and I thought I'd pass on a very enthusiastic recommendation. Hoegaarden. Often… Continue reading →
I've been slacking on the movie tip and that's not good. It's October for god's sake – everyone else I know is doing like I always want to do and watching horror movies galore to celebrate. I however, am not. All I'm doing is writing. Which I'm not… Continue reading →