Russ Fischer

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REVIEW: ORPHANAGE, THE

In a grand orphanage on the Spanish coat, dead children are playing games. Once a childhood resident, Laura (Belen Rueda) has returned as an adult. With her husband, she's bought the old manse to turn it once more into a home for children. Her own adopted… Continue reading →

REVIEW: MOTHER OF TEARS

You can't go home again. I thought Dario Argento learned that in 1980 after making the laughably bad Inferno, ostensibly a sequel to his landmark Suspiria. But he's back again with the third part in this so-called trilogy. Taken as a whole, the three films… Continue reading →

REVIEW: CONTROL

We've been deluged, it sometimes seems, with portraits of troubled musicians. The musical biopic has become a popular sub-genre; it sells soundtracks by the millions and raises familiar public figures up to a level of adoration and/or scrutiny that we're all… Continue reading →

MCP REVIEW: BIOSHOCK

BUY IT HERE AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!PLATFORM: Xbox360; PCESRB RATING: MaturePUBLISHER: 2K GamesDEVELOPER: IrrationalTHE PITCH Industrialist Andrew Ryan – half Howard Hughes, half Ayn Rand hero – built Rapture, a city under the sea, and sponsored the scientific… Continue reading →

GOT GAME?

You walk into a bar. The tall bit of gorgeous that's bored with her friends looks at you, decides that you look more like her worn-out running shoes than a guy she wants dripping sweat on her for eight minutes, and turns away. What do you do? If you've read… Continue reading →

WIN TAKESHI KITANO!

Sorry suckers, this isn't a contest. But who doesn't want a scarred, sardonic master filmmaker to adorn their living room? I'd take one. Even the pre-motorcycle wreck version of Kitano, just because he looked so damn nice. Instead, this is to do with the… Continue reading →

ONE-SHEET BONANZA!

Warner's sent over two new one-sheets today. One for a film you'd all better see (The Assassination of Jesse James) and one for a film that, well, if you want to see it, go ahead. And I had to add a third that I'd seen floating around for a week or two, and… Continue reading →