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When Dick Cheney visited Saudi Arabia to talk about oil and the Middle East in general with King Abdullah, the Doomsday Clock ticked one minute closer to midnight. Cheney and the neocon cadre have long set their sights on Iran and have worked every angle to… Continue reading →
Of course, not to be confused with the run-of-the-mill drunk driving, the phenomena of drunk internetting can nonetheless be nearly as dangerous as plowing into a busload of nuns while blitzed out of your mind on Jack and Coke. This is proof of law or public… Continue reading →
Hookers. Call girls. Women of the night. Texas ditch ferrets. Prostitutes go by many colorful names, but their clients have only one: John. People usually assume that "John" is short for John Doe, but it's actually a clever nod to John Quincy Adams' famed… Continue reading →
ATMs and You. It's safe to say that we have evolved from a cash culture to a digital one, right? Debit cards, credit cards, online banking, and paperless bill paying is the standard and not something for the cutting edge technophiles that nasally snotch… Continue reading →
Du collège dessus, j'ai dû prendre plusieurs cours de langue. Pour quelque raison, elle semble comme si beaucoup de d'autres a dû ne jamais tracasser avec la langue étrangère. De l'âge de 11, j'ai dû traiter des… Continue reading →
So I just got done watching a grindhouse flick with a friend. For my birthday a few months ago the guy bought me one of those cheapo Grindhouse movie sets, you know- one of those dvd sets that boasts 20 movies on a handful of discs. The quality's universally… Continue reading →
Soccer Is NOT a Chess Match. I have an Iraqi friend who obviously loves soccer more than a nice jihad, but he's not one of those blindly one-sport people who's unwilling to understand and appreciate all that the world of sports has to offer. He's also a… Continue reading →
Miller Fucked Life. Beer commercials are the worst. This is not a new opinion. I have long grown numb to the proliferation of advertisements that equate the golden elixir to some cosmic juice that is more important than relationships, worth risking your life… Continue reading →
David Mamet's "unexpected" right-wing conversion has elicited some fairly entertaining rebukes and laments, but it's all a load of bullshit grandstanding. The only shock is that Mamet didn't own up to it sooner. He was a misanthrope when he made his first big… Continue reading →
Why is it that Republicans don't set themselves on fire for causes they believe in? I was working on my Dad's lawnmower today and while changing the fuel filter I happened to get a dose of gasoline all over my arms. While joking about having a quick smoke and… Continue reading →
I've had a lot of fun reading the talkbacks in the last couple of days with some people blowing their wigs about the number of cartoon DVD reviews the gang and I have done in the last week or so. I myself have slogged through seven of them this week and my… Continue reading →
Mommy Needs a Kick in the Face! I have this habit of ramming into the cleaning lady's car in my driveway. It's happened twice now and it will never happen again or I will become another statistic of a normal suburban guy gone horribly wrong who suddenly puts… Continue reading →