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There's an art to watching Survivor, believe it or not. Sure, you can just watch the show as a fun contest/soap opera every week, but you can also watch with a more discerning eye, trying to figure out what the editing of the show means. Who gets screentime,… Continue reading →
Foot Meet Mouth #1. OK… I've recounted this story in the past on the message boards, at coffee meetings, and it will most certainly have a place in my autobiography. Actually, while I'm on that subject, which of these titles works best for you: Comeshot… Continue reading →
Horror Sites Love the Blurbs! You know what sucks? Not being able to trust a DVD case for a horror movie. It seems like every single horror release boasts a quote from some horror website that I've either never heard of or from a site I know but could have… Continue reading →
How to Fail the Shit Out of a Health Inspection. I've eaten at some serious shit holes in my day. Proudly. There's a charm to hole-in-the-wall places unless I have to fuck a stranger through through the hole and even then I would consider it if the end result… Continue reading →
It is always interesting how illness or death can remind people of how great someone was. When Heath Ledger died, I went to Hastings and saw a giant display of his movies on an end aisle. There were a number of movies that I have not heard people talk about… Continue reading →
I have had a regime change in my body. I've shifted from working evenings to days, for the very basic desire to be out at 7 pm on a regular. For the most part this wasn't problematic because I'm a late owl by nature, and enjoy being up writing until the crack… Continue reading →
Having a short, common name is good for privacy in the internets age. Commonness is about the only protective covering available for those of us on the paranoid side, in fact. But it's not without fallout. Take for example having an email account in your… Continue reading →
Sorry I haven't blogged for the past couple of weeks. More Spielberg reviews on the way, I promise. I've been very busy, If you know anything about me personally, you'd know that I'm a little more involved with politics than the average bear. That's because I… Continue reading →
Reason #26,049 Why CHUD.com Has the Best Readers. I go through these phases where the majority of negativity on the CHUD boards, in the site's output, in vehement emails, or now in the talkbacks we've added [they're staying, so don't even…] makes me… Continue reading →
… wherein I cast runes and read chicken guts to tell you what will happen this November. OK, come on, Lady Luck! Wait … getting something… But when McCain huddled with his closest advisers at his rustic Arizona cabin last weekend to map out… Continue reading →
My Official Statement on the New Line Decision. I've gotten a bunch of emails from friends and readers congratulating me on New Line Cinema's "demise" in the wake of dozens of wrong decisions made pretty much on every level since The Lord of the Rings ended.… Continue reading →
In the interest of energy conservation, here are my old church signs. Yes, I'm aware that church signs are an easy target, and that I'm not breaking any new ground here. Just remember that I get paid by the blog (and in rupees, for some reason). … Continue reading →