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The Reason the Web Was Invented. This is hardly a new phenomenon, the Church Sign Generator Website. That said, it's been a good long time since I went to the site and it still destroys me at the possibilities one can have with even the most simple of tools.… Continue reading →
Read this here. And download the film here. I know I'm plugging the hell out of this, and I don't care. It really is one of my favorite films of the last few years, and never gets old not matter how many times I see it. It would be awesome if you could all… Continue reading →
My original 40g iPod can't play except when it's plugged into a base station; the battery is way dead. The computer that it was synched up with died, which means I haven't added anything to it in maybe two years. It's been sitting in the closet, actually,… Continue reading →
When Titans Collide! Sophie had an easier choice. Send a kid packing, live to fight another day. It's not rocket science. It's not as tough as deciding between Chick-Fil-A's spicy wrap and chicken club for God's sake. It's not a decision that shakes your… Continue reading →
I don't know what I expected when I bought a package of frozen White Castle hamburgers at the local Ralph's, but it certainly wasn't for them to be any good, let alone edible. Yet when I microwaved these bitches up for lunch I found them to be… quite… Continue reading →
I'm writing to you from the fabulous Hampton Inn & Suites in Springfield, Missouri. If you are looking for a place where you can sit at a bar, drink an Absolut and Soda and watch the Antiques Road Show, then this is it. This is college basketball season,… Continue reading →
Writing about the last two Lubitsch films isn't going to happen. I liked both The Smiling Lieutenant, and One Hour with You opens with a corker of an exchange:Cop: You can't just make love anywhere!Wife (about her husband): Oh, yes, he can!Husband: Cherie!… Continue reading →
Poor AntiChrist. On Sunday The History Channel had a special on one of my favorite guys ever, The AntiChrist. An antidocumentary on a guy who has long been the victim of one publicity nightmare after another, one which paints him as a less than savory… Continue reading →
Roger Clemens EXPOSED! Roger Clemens has had what many consider to be a bad year. First, his last tenure as a New York Yankee ended up in a short playoff stint. Then his chinchilla died. Then he was placed next to Barry Bonds at the forefront of the Steroids… Continue reading →
Well, I watched the Oscars all the way through for the first time in many, many years. Why? So I could bring you this column. You read Nick's transcript and here is my look at the winners and losers. We start with the opening monologue with Jon Stewart and it… Continue reading →
People on the CHUD messageboards already know about my pet rats. Sacco and Vanzetti ended up being great pets, some of the friendliest creatures I've had the pleasure of owning. They're pretty smart animals, don't require a lot of upkeep, and are fun to play… Continue reading →
I noticed pretty quickly during the Oscars that they left out one Mr. Brad Renfro from the In Memoriam section of their broadcast. Well, I just let it go as the fact that when Heath Ledger died it was an epic tragedy that was covered in-nauseating detail by… Continue reading →