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Before I compose an ill-advised, trouser-tearing mash note to the twenty-one-year-old offspring of B.J. McKay, I'd like to acknowledge the blogging retirement of Mark Lisanti, whose trenchant wit made Defamer a daily must-read. Lisanti's prolificacy was… Continue reading
Mastering Bation. First of all, enjoy my GRAY TEXT today…I gave a lady some shit yesterday for saying she was going to "jerk off" that evening. As a man I don't ask for much but I do ask that we are allowed to keep "jerking off" all to ourselves. There… Continue reading
HBO is showing The Wiz in pretty heavy rotation, and they put it on the On-Demand Channel. I found myself drawn to the movie today as an adult in a different way from how I was drawn to it as a kid, when it was in regular rotation on Channel 11 – this is a… Continue reading
Been a while since I've written one of these; I kind of feel like I should make them count, so I really don't post unless I have something to say. There are many things I want to talk about – how Zac Efron gets a bad rap and The Wire are two recent ideas –but… Continue reading
A countess pulls her third runaway bride routine, to the embarrassment of her would-be husband, who promises to tame her with his caveman tactics. The Countess, Helene Mara (Jeanette MacDonald) decides to go to Monte Carlo to break the bank. Jack Buchanan,… Continue reading
I've come to realize I tend to do about a dozen things total. You could break up my week into percentages. I work at least 40 a week, I sleep about 49 hours a week. I'm on a computer/writing about 40 hours a week, I watch movies about 30-40 hours a week… Continue reading
On Wednesday of this past week some friends and I went to Trivia Night at my new local pub*. It was our first time and we didn't know what to expect – we certainly didn't expect to be one of TWENTY THREE teams competing and for the entire place to be so… Continue reading
Fashion Tips. I am a rugged cunt. I know this. People tell me this. I'm a tough. A suburban rogue. Nails. Balls deep in everything I do. Once, I was a dapper motherfucker. Now, I can get by with my charm and my Creature from the Black Lagoon sweatshirt. But… Continue reading
Hillary Has Worshipers, Too Recently I received an email from a friend and Hillary Clinton supporter. This post is based on my response. Dear [], Thanks for forwarding the Robin Morgan piece. I'd already seen it. I understand it reflects a certain sentiment,… Continue reading
The film opens with Maurice Chevailer having the cuckolded walk in on him and his mistress. The woman shoots herself. The husband shoots Maurice. Having survived, Maurice summarizes that the gun is loaded with blanks. The husband, duly relieved, takes his… Continue reading
I'm writing this from a fancy hotel room in Redwood City, CA. Tomorrow I'll be attending EA's Burnout Paradise Community Day, where I'll get some interviews with the producers and developers and all other cool stuff. Best part though? There will be a… Continue reading
Van Stupid. I recently finished the book Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga by Ian Christie and spent a few hours listening to all my Van Halen albums pretty much in sequence. Even the horrendous and soul-ruining Van Halen III with Gary Cherone. To… Continue reading
