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(From the "Werewolf" Creature Features ) It seems like yesterday, but it was seven years ago. Wait, could it have been that long ago? It’s still so fresh on my mind. Smells, sights, and sounds usually leave me soon after they’re experienced but not this… Man,… Continue reading
The third installment of The Prognosticator, CHUD.com's look at your movie future, is here. And it's only two days late! Around these parts that's a miracle, lemme tell you. As the year gets older, the movies gets better and more interesting, and the month of… Continue reading
(From the Twisted Childhood stories)Dust piled upon dust piled upon boxes laid upon the floor, all filled with memory. The click of a pull-chain sprays stark glare upon the age worn trinkets of childhood. From somewhere far below, the static of four a.m. TV… Continue reading
Who will direct the remake of Evil Dead? Not Old Boy helmer Chan Wook Park, that's for sure. He turned Sam Raimi's ass down when offered the chance. "[W]e did approach him, but I don’t think it was right for him,” Raimi tells Empire Online. “I don’t want to… Continue reading
Not many tough guys would be so comfortable poking fun at their personas, but The Rock goes all out. In Be Cool, he lets himself get beaten up, he plays his trademark eyebrow gesture as a ridiculous mockery, and he plays gay. He commits to it with no fear,… Continue reading
Welcome to our collective nightmare… As has been the case for ages now, CHUD.com will be running a live commentary on the Oscars show, complete with the results, bitchy comments, and maybe even a little insight. I'll warn you, this will be R-rated and a… Continue reading
Now, before I get to it, allow me to first say hello to the CHUD readership as I begin my new stint as news jockey extraordinare (a.k.a. prince of copy-and-paste commands). Hopefully my presence here will help give you guys even more variety in terms of… Continue reading
We don’t usually get to see Joan Allen in a starring role. There’s only really been The Contender. Otherwise it’s been supporting roles in films like The Notebook, The Bourne Supremacy and Face/Off. Even big roles in Pleasantville and The Ice Storm cast her… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Warner Home VideoMSRP: $14.97 RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 98 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Theatrical Trailer Sometimes I really hate Quentin Tarantino (and Elmore Leonard to some degree). Not for anything they specifically are… Continue reading
There's a documentary coming to theaters soon that goes by the name of Gunner Palace. It's about soldiers in Iraq, and it's told from their point of view, and includes all their salty soldier speak. The MPAA gave the film an R rating. The filmmakers and… Continue reading
Tyler Perry is a superstar. Maybe not to most of the readers of CHUD.com, but in the urban theater world (once known disparagingly as the “chitlin’ circuit”), Perry’s plays have grossed upwards of 75 million dollars in the last few years. With those kinds of… Continue reading
(From the "Cyberpunk" Backspace stories)Chips Ahoy was beginning to think Microsoft’s new one-touch CTRL/ALT/DEL key was the single most useful thing they’d ever created – Windows Utopia be damned – as he pounded his way to another reboot. “If it’s a fatal… Continue reading
