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I'm supposed to interview David Goyer on Sunday for Blade: Trinity (although that kind of stuff changes on a dime, so don't quote me on it), but now there's one question I don't have to ask him: "How the fuck are you going to remake Soylent Green?" Even… Continue reading
Recently I have come under some fire on our message boards and in my email for being a little negative about films in development. I have been told that I am angry, or bitter, or perhaps just a pretentious prick. While these are all good judgements of my… Continue reading
What a difference a day or two makes. On Monday I interviewed Pierce Brosnan for this weekend's After the Sunset, a heist movie. He briefly mentioned that he liked heist films, but when asked what he was doing next he said that he was looking for a job. No… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: HERESTUDIO: UniversalMSRP: $29.98RATING: PG-13LENGTH: 132 long minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Commentaries, featurettes, outtakes, Xbox game level It’s a guaranteed success, when you consider the ingredients: A guy who hunts monsters, played by a… Continue reading
Into the breach goes Warner Bros, sending their mega-expensive adaptation of the beloved children's book The Polar Express against the juggernaut that is Pixar's The Incredibles. Of course this isn't a blind shot – they do happen to have Tom Hanks in the… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Lions Gate Home Entertainment MSRP: $26.98 RATED: NR RUNNING TIME: 86 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: • Audio Commentary with Director Jehane Noujaim and Producer/Cinematographer Hani Slama • Audio Commentary with Captain Josh… Continue reading
I’m sure there’s a percentage of the population who’s thrilled that the WWE is stretching from “sports entertainment” (i.e., burly sweaty men engaging in homoerotic fake-violence). At least they selected a delicious Hollywood cupcake to be the eye candy in… Continue reading
As the mysterious and dangerous man of action Dave Davis informed you last week (right here), there's yet another Hannibal book coming out, and I ain't talking A-Team or elephants. Thomas Harris is making a naked play for bucks by writing a prequel to all the… Continue reading
Moriarity over at Aint It Cool News is saying that it's official – Darren Aronofsky is off the Watchmen adaptation. I'm getting pretty good at taking loss in stride. It seems that the director is off the project because his The Fountain will conflict with… Continue reading
I hated the living shit out of the movie, but millions of Americans once again ignored my best advice and made the indie horror film Saw a surprise hit this weekend. Making 18 million dollars (and being the number one choice for moviegoers on Halloween), the… Continue reading
It’s been so long friends, and I apologize for my long absence. But being on hiatus is a long honored part of television, so let’s just assume that this is the second season. We’ll soon have more columns with the usual news and snottiness, but let’s start… Continue reading
Sky Captain Prize Packs: Christian Spilker, Florida Kelli Joseph, Arizona Kevin Ross, New York Jason Adams, Virginia Noah Feder, Tennessee Matt Goldberg, Ohio Ken Boggs, Illinois Matt Ingersol, Nevada Nat Overholtzer, Massachussettes Richard Karpala, Colorado… Continue reading
