I don’t get it. I still see little Satan spawn wearing shirts with Lightning McQueen or whatever the fuck his name is on it. Some little dips even wear that “Blue Collar Comedy” Asshole character’s shirt. How is this more appealing to kids than “Toy Story” or fuckin’ “Wall-E” or whatever? Fuck “Cars”. Fuck people who like that movie, too. That is all.

Fuck you as well, douchebag.  I like Cars.

Any chance of a break-out of Pixar’s other money-grubbing tie-in sales?

Puts Avatar’s money into perspective. Avatar grossed $3bn but what did it do in terms of merchandise? I’m willing to bet Cars has made much more money for Pixar than Avatar has for Fox.

Heres a shocking bit of news. Little kids LOVE the shit out of toy cars. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars have been popular since I was a kid. Strap some eyes and a goofy personality on those things and you’ve got a goldmine in the kids toy market. Seriously, Cars is like the Apple of the toy car market. How could this NOT be making 2 billion a year is a better question.