I make no secret of the fact that I’m entranced by Bradley Cooper’s Popsicle blue eyes. Unfortunately, for as long as this fixation continues, you’re going to read every Cooper story I can dig up.
Cooper appeared on Charlie Rose last night, and proved there was a brain behind those baby blues as he talked about Paradise Lost (he implied he was a lock for it and The Crow, though it doesn’t sound like Lost has a greenlight yet), The Elephant Man, and that his newfound popularity has helped open a few doors. One of those doors is potential screenwriter and director.
Cooper is a huge fan of Dan Simmons’ Hyperion series. He and a friend wrote a spec script, handed it to GK Films (who currently has the rights — which, happily for Cooper, are still at Warner Bros) and he says he may get a chance to actually write the whole screenplay.
The last news we had about Hyperion was in 2009,when Scott Derrickson was attached to direct, and Trevor Sands was writing the screenplay. It’s possible someone is simply playing along with Cooper, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s all up for grabs. How many big sci-fi adaptations have fallen apart and reformed with surprising names shoving them into production? It wasn’t so long ago that The Dark Tower was in the hands of JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof. And Jay Baruchel certainly raised a few eyebrows by deciding he’d like to adapt Random Acts of Violence. Perhaps it’s just a new thespian trend.
We’ll see what comes of it. But if you asked me what I thought Cooper did in his off-time, I would not have said “Hunches over Dan Simmons, tapping his laptop keys until the wee hours of the morning, sweating over the perfect spec script.” No one would say that. Maybe he needs to do more movies where he looks like this:

Now that I do know he sits, hunched over sprawling sci-fi epics, shoving his glasses back up on his nose, chattering its influences from John Keats, he is so much hotter. I bet that backpack is full of Isaac Asimov and Ray Bradbury and…









I think the first two books should be four films. Or at least 3+ hours per book. It won’t happen, but it would be nice to see things done properly. I don’t know how to condense the first into two hours or less.
They’d have to do someting common in novels and not explain the world we are going into.
Hyperion will never be done as a stand alone film. It just isn’t possible. But if Mr. Cooper can bring enough weight to the table, maybe he can convince the money lenders that it would work as a multi part epic. Hope he has the series’ best interest in mind, and not his pocketbook.
Anything is possible with Hyperion, depending on how much of it is used. There certainly is enough for several epics in there. But if the team behind it is anything less than the best it would probably be a big mess.
Wasn’t he some geek in Alias? Or was he the hot guy in that too? I got the impression that he’s grown into his current flavor of the month form. The nerdery doesn’t surprise me for some reason.
And the wannabe directors/screenwriters thing has been around forever with actors. James Dean apparently wanted to move behind the camera.
He doesn’t have enough clout/muscle to bring something like Hyperion to fruition. Will Smith or DiCaprio or Bale, yes. Not Cooper.
It’s official: Bradley Cooper makes me feel more gnome-like than any other man on the planet. Those looks plus nerd gravitas? The universe hates me.
Must write spec- Killing Bradley Cooper.