If what this poster suggests is true and retirement really is for sissies, then I’m a huge sissy. Because I have no desire to keep up this grind for the rest of my life.
Then again, if there’s a job that involves waylaying perps with a giant Gatling gun from the back of a school bus? Fuck retirement. Florida can wait, we’ve got shit to do:

Action icon Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his much-anticipated return to the big screen in Korean director Kim Jee-woon’s hard-hitting US directorial debut, THE LAST STAND. After leaving his LAPD narcotics post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with remorse and regret, Sheriff Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) moved out of Los Angeles and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction. But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the western hemisphere, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy. With the help of a fierce band of lawless mercenaries led by the icy Burrell (Peter Stormare), Cortez begins racing towards the US-Mexico border at 250 mph in a specially-outfitted Corvette ZR1 with a hostage in tow.
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Read between the lines…
Action icon Arnold Schwarzenegger makes his much-anticipated…and we stress HIS(someone has to abandon that “love” child)… return to the big screen in Korean director Kim Jee-woon’s…bless you… hard-hitting…like opening you car door and driving backwards into a pole at 70 miles an hour, hard… US directorial debut…because those debuts are the only ones that matter… THE LAST STAND…and Arnold is literally having trouble standing lately… After leaving his LAPD narcotics post…nothing beats free steroids… following a bungled operation that left him wracked with remorse…oh, that’s why???… and regret…getting warmer…, Sheriff Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger)…well, he certainly looks like he’s from the US, right?… moved…ran… out of Los Angeles and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction…sommerton should have gotten fired for that name… But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega)…sounds like Manuel’s son…, the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin…keep going… in the western hemisphere…Panama is in the Northern hemisphere right?…, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape…these two adjectives always go hand and hand… from an FBI prisoner convoy. With the help of a fierce band of lawless mercenaries…as opposed to the other type of mercenary that follows the law… led by the icy…he’s from North Dakota… Burrell (Peter Stormare), Cortez begins racing towards the US-Mexico border…Republican wet dream?… at 250 mph in a specially-outfitted Corvette ZR1…the delorean was in the shop… with a hostage in tow.
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