Slashfilm has posted what is claimed to be the US teaser poster for Dragonball. I say ‘claimed’ only because I have faith that the Fox marketing team has a better Photoshop guy than whoever made this piece of shit. You can click on the image above to see the whole thing, but it doesn’t get any better in full.
If I was walking through my theater and came across this poster, I’d leave a big white mess on it. If I was walking through my theater and saw this poster, I would think it could be only improved by a splash of seed. Seriously, this is crapola, and cheap looking crapola at that.
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Hmm, its like the opening credits to "Look Who's Talking" all over again! All we need is Bruce Willis to narrate the poster!
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Winner! Right out of the gate. Way to stay true to Devin's splooge motif.
if compared to other pictures that were leaked from this movie, this one is relatively good
More like "If I was walking through my theater and came across this poster, I'd eat it". You're fat.
the poster is balls. the movie is balls. everything about this project drips sweaty man-rocks. i'll pass.
I guess Fox isn't gonna give devin a free pass to see this one either.
Fat, etc. etc. etc.
wait….wouldn't you want to put your "seed" on a movie poster that you found to be visually exciting? Take this poster for example, it just need a big pile of shit smeared all over it. And as someone who's pulled and all nighter staring at Photoshop and Illustrator..this poster is pretty boring in a meanings of the word.
I actually loved DBZ…but I cannot imagine this movie not tasting of ass. I can how ever imagine this website slobbering all over it, in return for free tickets, underoos, coffe mugs, etc…
The sheer litany of comments deriding Devin for being overweight usually bugs the shit out of me. Really, what is the fucking point?
But the simplicity of "Fat, etc. etc, etc" above made me laugh out loud.
I think it's perfect. This poster is as cheapl, poorly thought out, and ill advised as everything else about the movie I've seen thus far.
Finally, truth in advertising!
This looks like a one sheet for Fisher Price's baby shape sorter. "One side Blue, the other Red. In a Universe far away a battle will be waged for the supremacy of Purple."
The legend comes to life? What legend? That makes 'Dragonball' seem like a cultural staple, like merely looking at the poster will cause us all to go, "Ah yes, Dragonball! I am familiar with such legend!" Yikes. I fear for 2009. P.S. I can't think of anything more pathetic than pointing out someone's weight. Clearly some people have the time and energy to waste.
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