There it is, the new version of the good old USS Enterprise as envisioned by JJ Abrams and his design team. It’s pretty much the Enterprise, completely recognizable as such, but with some changes that I don’t really think add much or detract, either. The nacelles seem to have been redesigned just to redesign them, for instance.
We should be seeing this sucker in action this weekend, when the Star Trek trailer debuts in front of Quantum of Solace. It’ll be on the internet on Monday.
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My own nacells are throbbing with my total lack of interest in Star Trek, yet itching with my interest in J.J. Abrams, so we'll see how they fare. I'll keep you all advised.
So they've redesigned pretty much everything to make it look more like a modern Sci-Fi film… why is this movie about the old crew again?
This looks like the absolute worst rendering of the Enterprise that I have ever seen. This looks worse than most fan's designs. It looks like pure crap, so it should fit in very well with the rest of the film.
Here come the Trekkie crybabies! GET A LIFE!
Don't worry, you can make it look however you want in your erotic Trek fanfiction.
nacelles?
"Waah! Why didn't they ask ME to draw the Enterprise? I've made hundreds of renderings while not going on dates with women!"
Can there possibly be a more boring job than having to redesign, but not really redesign, the enterprise? Well, besides any other job related to working on a new Star Trek movie, that is.
This almost looks as bad as Chris (the Princess Diaries) Pina as Kirk. But nothing could possibly be that bad.
this is why star wars, stargate, battlestar, star jones, are superior in every way.
"Worst rendering"? Really? IT LOOKS LIKE THE FUCKING ENTERPRISE YOU LITTLE FUCKING DOUCHE. I swear, some people won't be happy until the corpse of Gene Roddenberry shambles up to them and gives them a gummy blowjob. You fucking people really need a new hobby. Might I suggest skeet shooting? The hollow end of the rifle goes in your mouth.
This is looking more and more like next year's Speed Racer – possibly even worse.
It looks fine. You people are out of control. If you find yourself furious over this then suicide is perfectly acceptable. Please, clean up the gene pool (not that any of you would ever actually have the chance to breed), but still, it would be funny to read about a bunch of worthless trek geeks who hung themselves. OMG THE ENTERPRISE DOESN'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE I THINK IT SHOULD SO I HATE IT, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE MY DIABETES-RIDDLED SELF. Go fuck yourselves.
Gee… they redisigned the Enterprise? For the "restart" of Star Trek? My god, how could they!? Nobody saw that coming! JJ Abrams has raped my middle-agehood.
That is the ugliest Enterprise I have ever seen – it looks like a big chunk is missing.
Wow, the ratio of comments here is totally crazy. There are 2 criticizing the design and 119 calling anyone with an opinion a virginal fanboy. Good stuff.
Anyone who says anything good about this ugly reboot is either a studio plant or a ding-bat. Chris Pine will go back to doing tween films very shortly, where he belongs.
Hehe, I can't believe some of the reactions here. It looks almost exactly like every movie Enterprise with the original cast, save for the slight redesign of the nacelles, and yet you're talking like you don't even recognize it. I'm actually surprised at how little they changed the design. Ugliest Enterprise? Have you seen The Next Generation, or is that design cool now even though you probably bitched about that non-stop when you first saw it. What are you people seeing that I'm not seeing? It looks like the fucking Enterprise.
Looks a little like the Excelsior, actually. Wonder if Sulu is amused.
The people complaining are the same people that would have been bitching if the thing looked exactly like the orininal series Enterprise. JJ would be called lazy, and people would be saying why bother reboot (or whatever it is) the series at all… oh, wait… they are saying that.
Doesn't look too bad, actually. Like the Enterpirse, really…
Meethinks Jay Jay is in deep doo-doo.
I love the argument that Chris Pine will suck because he did tweener films. You know actors have to start SOMEWHERE, right? I mean, by your rationale, Morgan Freeman should never have made it past "The Electric Company," Johnny Depp should still be doing "21 Jump Street," and William Shatner should have gone back to doing "Howdy Doody." Fuck you all, you myopic prickbags.
This movie is looking gayer than George Takei at a hot-dog eating competition!
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