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Awww, how cute, is that your girlfriend? That's so sweet that you give her a place to grace us with her utterly adorable opinion. I can't wait to hear what she has to say next about Iron Man 2 "Like, Mickey Rourke is, like, kind of hot" ……..or Invictus "OMG did you hear that Britney Murphy died?"…… or 500 Days of Summer "Like, Summer is only, like, 85 days long or something and some of this movie doesn't even take place in the summer. ugh"…. I am going to include my girl on my next conference call, I'm sure my client's will find her absolutely adorable and relevant to the suite of products I am selling them.

I bet his girlfriend knows how to use an apostrophe.

Critic sizing post-ing/takeback gramar is lowwest forum of critique… iss dat zee bust u culd com upp wit?

I forget how this works again. Let’s try and figure it out. CHUD writers can make fun of female driven properties like SATC and Twilight and it’s okay. However, if anyone else does it’s because they’re misanthropic, sexist geeks who don’t understand that these are just female wish fulfillment fantasies in the same vein as their precious super hero films. Is that correct? Can Devin stop writing about Avatar long enough to give the final word on this? I need him to constantly remind us why he’s better than the rest of us.

Becareful "What are the rules again?" Renn has adapted the Faraci-ism of deleting comments. You want to voice your opinion, but if they don't agree with it, he will delete. this is like my fifth comment, but only one remains….

>OMG We R sooooo in LUV!!

Please turn off the talkbacks. I can't take it any more.

I don't have the ability to delete comments.

NO RENN YOU DO! YOU DO HAVE THE POWER TO DELETE! BECAUSE WELL BECAUSE……I JUST KNOW YOU DO! You and Devin are big scary freedom hating but movie loving artsy facists. YOU TWO ARE FUCKING BIG BROTHER BECAUSE MY COMMENTS AREN'T UP! Even if I didn't like the way you reported on a story and gave my opinion I should have the right to be an unarticulate clorox drinking american and,um…and well…my non-opinions keep getting deleted. YEAH! Whats gonna happen when I actually post something meaningful about an article you've written that partains to what you actually wrote? HMMM? wh–wh,what? You won't delete them? WAIT, WHAT? What do you mean my original blog is still CLEARLY ON THE BOARD AT POSITION #2 and I'm a FUCKING RETARD?……………………….oh. Well, uh…..your girlfriend is…..uh, oh…….. my girlfriends an empty clorox bottle…..and…..ahh, ahhhhhhh shit. This isn't fun anymore because I only know how to bitch when logic is taken out of the equation. I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddeling bloggers and that stupid dog.

SATC, Twilight, and the fact that Sandra Bullock and Kate Hudson still have movie careers are proof that women have no fucking taste when it comes to movies. None.

My girlfriend forced me to sit through both the first SATC and Twilight movies and I felt like bludgeoning something to death afterward.

You should've…..honestly would the world have missed some overaged "paranormally" retarded cunts and a fistful of tweens?