The Fast and the Furious saga will not end! I know that the ending of the last film left many questions in fans’ minds, such as: ‘Why do people like reading?’ and ‘How come tummy hurt after big popcorn bucket?’ and maybe now they’ll be answered in a film that is being called Fast Five.
I imagine the next film will just be titled Vrrrrmmmmm Grrrrrrrrr VrrrrrmMmmmm! at this rate. Anyway, the fifth film in the franchise will reunite America’s most obviously masculine and lady loving action star, Vin Diesel, with my favorite underrated B-movie hunk, Paul Walker, as they become fugitives on the run. Justin Lin returns to direct, which makes sense as the last film – which he directed – was Universal’s biggest hit of 2009.
Fast Five shoots later this year, with a 2011 release date planned.
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Hah! Horrible.
not gonna lie, my girlfriend dragged me to the last one since she is in love with paul walker..so in essence, i take partial responsibility for this new blight against humanity since i contributed a good $20 toward its financial success…fuck me…at least fucking great john oritz was the baddie in the last one
How can Devin bust on people eating too much? How?
Awesome!
This will be the biggest movie since "Ow, My Balls!" Mark my words!.
I'm such a whore for extended continuities that I may now have to watch this series. Five seems to be the magic number that will make interested in a film series, no matter how terrible.
i hope the DK makes an appearance.
These movies are fun, and all in different ways. To me the first one is actually the weakest, a pretty straightforward POINT BREAK ripoff. The second one is by John Singleton and takes the whole thing to wonderfully ludicrous heights, starting with the Universal logo being covered in chrome and bouncing up and down on hydraulics. The third is the best, with Lucas Black as a really cool southern working class hero, an endless display of things in Tokyo that look cool, and even a supporting role for Sonny Chiba. The fourth is kind of an enjoyable balance between the seriousness of part 1 and the higher entertainment value of part 4. Also Paul Walker is surprisingly good in it.
People on here and Ain't It Cool and places like that always complain when another one of these gets announced and use it as an excuse to talk about society as a whole being stupid. But it never seems like any of you have seen any of them. I'm not saying they're great, but they hardly deserve the derision they get from you guys. Some of you should give them a shot actually, you might enjoy this type of lowbrow silliness.
I laughed throughout this article, and you deserve kudos, Devin, because I hate you.
"This will be the biggest movie since "Ow, My Balls!" Mark my words!."…………….. That was a TV show. You're thinking of ASS.
Is "Vrrrrmmmmm Grrrrrrrrr VrrrrrmMmmmm!" going to be written by Tom Wolfe?
That's why Vern is the most balanced and best reviewer on the internet in my opinion.
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