This is just a Photoshop meme waiting to happen, isn’t it?
BTW, that’s Bryce Dallas Howard about to take a bite out of Robert Pattinson’s skull. She plays Victoria in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, replacing the very lovely Rachel LeFevre, who – besides that kid who threw up at the movies in New Moon – was my favorite part of the series.





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Pattinson can't act.
If she holds his head any lower, won't his allergies act up?
Rachel LeFevre was absolutely my favorite part of that godforsaken series as well. I went with my wife for her birthday last year, and found myself wanting LeFevre on screen more just so that I had something to look at while watching that abortion of a film. Don't know what I'm going to do when the next one comes out.
"If she holds his head any lower, won't his allergies act up?" (Posted by Jason)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!! 🙂
Dudes: shitting on stuff girls like since the beginning of time. Seriously, if any four of you douches are in a relationship, it's a testament to the kindness of women, that they can over look your douchebagginess.
@#5: if any dude has seen any of these movies, it's because he's either got a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
it says a lot that women complain about guys that dislike this series, but are ok with Bella being a submissive, useless, moody, whiny woman dreaming of being raped by a murderer.
Looks like shit.
Tell him, Steve Dave.
Right on, #7. That's probably the most succinct takedown of the sexist and simpleminded Twilight series and its ridiculous defenders I've read.
This is a real photo?? HOLY SHIT!
We all laugh at this now, but damn if this movie won't make at least 300 Million in the U.S and that alone is just mind boggling, but to each's own I suppose.. I do think it tarnishes the vampire genre though and makes a joke out of it..
looks like someone is about to get anally raped…twice.
Bryce Dallas Howard? fapfapfapfapfap
Bryce stopped looking so hot as soon as Christina Hendricks became famous. Damn I wanna bury myself in those ginger fun bags!!!
"Bella being a submissive, useless, moody, whiny woman dreaming of being raped by a murderer. " – that's because that's what all women are.
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