There are no less the 37 American Pie spin-off direct to video movies, at least a dozen of which are deemed unfit for human viewing by the federal government and have been dumped into the Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench.
But the interest remains in this faded and flaccid series, even though Stifler’s Mom is now a Great Grandma I’d Like To Not Sit Too Near (GGILTNSTN), and so Universal is looking to revive it as a theatrical franchise. With a reboot. That could feature some of the original actors.
Unless the story is about grown up Jim returning to visit his home and discovering that history is looping (with slight variations) and his original pie-fucking adventures are being relived by some new kid, this cannot be a reboot. Unless they just cast Eugene Levy as Jim’s dad again and start over with an otherwise completely new crew. Levy has been willing to appear in pretty much every American Pie spin-off film, even American Pie Presents An Eyeful of Hatefucking (currently stored in a lead-lined concrete bunker 78 miles beneath the Nevada desert), so he’d surely be up for this one.
Universal has hired Harold and Kumar writers Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, so at least there could be an ok joke or two in the picture.
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This article is not remotely funny. Stop trying so hard, devi' old boy.
Actually Mr Whiskers, the article is kinda funny. The difference is you are not. Not even remotely.
I believe Mr. Whiskers is correct, and wasn't trying to be remotely funny.
Remotely.
Yeah, I laughed.
the hatefucking line made me lol.
Remotely remotely remotely remotely. Remotely remotely. Remotely! Remotely, you! Remotely.
I believe Ewan loves the taste of Whiskers cock
A guy like Devin shouldn't call out unfunny writers and movies in an article that obviously is trying to be funny but isn't. It just makes me confused.
Oh Mr. Whiskers, I forgot you write for CHUD. Apparently, everyone else did, too. I'm using the Great Grand mother line.
Rough night in Botswana. Me and Rodriguez are mercenaries for hire. We traded lead for cred. Mookie's is our favorite corrugated tin drinking hole. We'd been there for 2 hours when trouble rolled like a backed up sewage system. "Ke tshwerwe ke lenyora.!" the leader bellowed. The barman, Arnold, swiftly filled a half-dozen dirty glasses with his best petrol substitute. Rodriguez fingered the clit of his knife hilt "Easy, Poncho." I whispered. "These bucks ain't no free taco dinner. Keep your flag lowered, carnal." They smelled like dead whores.
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE READ THE LA TIMES ARTICLE? No where in the article does it claim this is a reboot. This is something both AICN and CHUD have now missed. It's really embarassing that you're now repeating AICN's mistakes for us.
I thought it was a funny article.
Not Tosh.O funny but decent enough.
Hey, let's have ten more posts arguing about whether or not the article about this unfunny reboot / non-reboot is in fact funny and/or remote. Actually, that would probably be funnier than the proposed movie.
Yeah, but weren't these things based on gross-out moments post There's Something About Mary? The register on any current reactive scale they'd literally have to make the kid fuck a pie, have his sister eat it, vomit it up, the kid fuck the vomit pile, the dog lick it up, the kid fuck the dog, then the dog fuck the sister, then Eugene Levy comes in and tells them it's all okay – he did the same thing when he was a teenager.
Haha, comment #14 is way funnier then devin's attempt.
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