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03/09 – Teaching parenting one primitive illustration at a time…

Photo by Andrea Rothe.
- Buckle that tiny asshole!
- When neckless, do not abandon a child when they are in they are about to molt.
- NO EXTRATERRESTRIAL PULL-UPS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!






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Holy shit, what is picture #3 even meant to prevent? No freakishly strong babies in the changeroom? BTW can you fix the letter verification I'm having to type in the correct string of letters like 5 times a post over here. Papa don't make no typos.
I thought it was just me with the verification thing… this is my 9th try (did it work?)
I call shenanigans on the pic for the third step Mr Nunziata…..
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