If the image above doesn’t fill you with awe, wonder and a tinge of jealousy, get off this website right now.
It’s a fucking BILL PAXTON PINBALL MACHINE, and it was made by genius Ben Heckendorn, who has documented the process on his blog. The game has many modes – Titanic mode, Apollo 13 mode, Weird Science mode, Aliens mode, and for multiball it has Big Love mode. Could it be any better? Only if that beautiful machine was sitting in my living room right now.
Thanks to Josh Miller for sending the incredible link.
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Don't fuck with me. This better be real. It's not April 1st yet.
god damn thats beautiful (tear streaming down face)
I wonder what Paxton line they use when you lose your last ball? I just can't think. Although anyone remember the old computer game Test Drive 2? My Amiga version used that line when it was….welll…you know man, you know.
Good. God.
That is so awesome! I love it!
I hope he makes one with Near Dark mode, Terminator mode and The Dark Backward mode with The Last Supper mode as a bonus round.
Twister Mode would be an obvious choice. How about Frailty too?
Game over man. Game over!
Who is the lovely actress depicted at the bottom of the table?
This table will likely get some business from those mistaking it for a Bill Pullman machine.
That is Brittany Daniel from Club Dread. Paxton played Coconut Pete in that terrible film.
Ingenious!! And what a pool of work to pull quotes from! "Game over mmmaannn…" "Ass like a 10 year old boy" "Are you ready to go back to Titanic Rose?" Ok maybe not that one… I hope he's like stitched different quotes together to make PAXTON PERVERT MODE "I act like an.. ass-hole ..to get laid.gee i'd like that..<wild laughter>"
Love this. Too bad it won't be mass-produced. The designer's a genius.
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