I don’t even know what to say. A quote from the song you are about to hear, a song that celebrates the myriad miracles that surround us in every day life:
Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?
The story of the Insane Clown Posse is beyond weird. Starting as white trash horrorcore rappers they have evolved into white trash horrorcore rappers with a Grateful Dead-like following and a message about Christ. The whole thing is mindblowingly weird, and they, as a musical act, are unbelievably terrible. Like just horrible – bad rapper, shitty song writers, poor performers. Yet they have this veritable nation of genetically disadvantaged kids who are slowly but surely turning them into a religion. Between this and the Tea Party I feel like we’re not heading towards cultural Armageddon, we are in the midst of it.
Most ironic of all – the message of this song is right on! The world is filled with a million miracles that we take for granted. So much of what is around us is incredible and beautiful and transcendent… but it’s funny to hear a couple of idiots in clown paint who can’t rap and who love the word ‘motherfucker’ telling you this essential, wonderful truth.
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Wait, these mooks have gone christian? Im equally floored and not shocked whatsoever.
I wonder if the song will actually spur a single juggalo to find out how magnets work.
I have nothing to do with these homos.
^ Good job Jesus, cause that shit was scary bad.
My uncle is really into ICP, to the point where he started his own group that raps in a similar style. And they're actually getting fans.
Forget magnets, though. The best line is "there's magic all up in this bitch". That's poetry, my friends. Sheer poetry.
Fuckin' rainbows!
+5 stars for vibrant farty beatboxing starting around 3:17 and "MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH"
-5 for this failed, half baked column concept
"Between this and the Tea Party I feel like we're not heading towards cultural Armageddon, we are in the midst of it." Seriously? ICP has been around for over 10 years doing this shit and you're acting like their huge fanbase is something new. And yes, comparing being a fan of a music group to a political moviement makes perfect sense. Moron. Hey, ICP has a fair share of black fans as well, I guess that makes you a big ol racist for talking shit about them.
Yeah, I'm pretty caught off guard by them becoming Born Agains too. I mean, it fits and all, but it's still sort of bizarre. And, yeah, ICP has black fans just like the Tea Party Movement has black supporters. There's just some self loathing mixed in with their stupid.
Add #8 to the list of moronic fucktards I guess?
Maybe he's referring to the band The Tea Party, although they're not terrible enough to warrant the comment he made, just a poor man's version of The Doors is all. Although if he is writing about the musical Tea Party then his finger is even further from the cultural pulse than it is right now. Oh well
"and I don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all muthafuckas lyin', and gettin' me pissed!"
Man this is so hilariously awful.
They're not Born Agains you tards, they just admitted they believed in God. Whoopty doo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA
watch that and try not to vomit…. poor baby never had a chance
There's no denying it, a simply beautiful song.
Is it a coincidence that a Google ad for halitosis popped up while I was watching this???
"fucking magnets how do they work?" greatest fucking lyric EVAR! These guys are an amazing joke played on us by god.
I read this statement earlier today on another site about this video "It's like PM Dawn and the I.C.P. had a baby, and that baby made this video" – truer words have never been spoken. (you may need to see some old PM Dawn videos to understand)
"Fuckin' rainbows after it rains…" hahahaha. That's incredibly bad. Who says anyone can rap?
"Between this and the Tea Party I feel like we're not heading towards cultural Armageddon, we are in the midst of it." Thank you for continuing to display the ignorance and intolerance so easily associated with the modern left. Moron.
"and i don't wanna talk to a scientist, ya'll mothafuckas lyin gettin me pissed!" Idiocracy is the only outcome.
"Thank you for continuing to display the ignorance and intolerance so easily associated with the modern left. Moron."
And how do "Fucking Magnets" work? Well, according to the modern right, MAGIC.
Because we all know Scientists are motherfucking liars.
Also, if an athiest ever tries to get into an argument with you, I think the parable of the Pelican And The Cell Phone will silence them for good.
Maybe if the Tea Party people could articulate some logical and internally consistent positions, the "left" (by which #20 means anyone who disagrees with him) would be less "intolerant" of them. You know, positions other than "the government's trying to steal Medicare" and "the President's a darkie."
my response video (3 Liters of Love) is over at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnPRVWaYSSY for those who care to see it
come people, i mean come these guys have to be in on the joke, I mean really HAVE to. there's no other explanation. if you people fall for this you probably think Borat is a real person and Stephen Colbert is a republican.
ICP fucking rule they are amazing!! MUSIC IS ALL MAGIG MMFWCL!!!!
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