Nobody’s more sick of Star Wars than I am, but every once in a while a strange product arises from the vast sea of shitty Star Wars cash in items and it deserves more attention. Such an item is the Han Solo in Carbonite soap.
And if the soap itself wasn’t enough for you – and it’s vegan and scent-free – the manufacturer is, for a limited time, selling it in packaging written in the Star Wars Basic alphabet, Aurebesh. Nerdy!
Finally, some way to convince those sweaty, smelly cosplay Jedis to freshen up. Click here to order.
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I have a T-shirt that depicts Han Solo frozen in an Orange Creamsicle.
That didn't take long. Thought this was a perfect gift for a buddy and they seem to be sold out of them completely.
Guys, I think it's time that we, as a culture, start letting star wars go.
I may use that to masturbate with.
I am willing to bet I am more sick of Star Wars than you are, Devin. Can we schedule some sort of ennui-off?
Well, if you're sick of Star Wars you could by it as a Don Geiss memorial keepsake?
Vegan=no sale. I need essence of veal in my bar soap.
Makes perfect sense. You're in the bath, you've got your hans and you're solo. Of course you're going to want to work up a lather. Of course, don't forget what your Mum says – you'll go blind! But your sight will return in time.
Comment #6—YES! I loved that gag on 30 Rock! If I remember correctly, he even had the terrified look and the hands up. OK, about 10th try with the verification, and it made my fucking browser choke.
Great investment for Star Wars fans, they never wash so It'll never be used and devalue. Result.
Coming next, Princess Leia Butt Plug.
If you are so sick of Star Wars, why are you reading these comments?
Actually, RedLetterMedia's review has reinvigorated my love of the original trilogy. I watched the non-special editions the other day for the first time in a while with a love I hadn't felt in years.
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