Here come the Eyeborgs! Continuing the tradition of great killer robot
films like Killbots,
Attackazoids!, and Runaway,
Eyeborgs is set in a future America that’s ruled by security bots. Of
course, they don’t just look out for you, they’re also looking to kill
you.
Recruiting the help of television reporter Barbara Hawkins (Megan Blake, “Dawson’s Creek”) and the President’s punkish, purple-haired nephew, Jarett Hewes, (Luke Eberl, Letters from Iwo Jima, “Big Love”) Gunner works outside the system to discover who really is controlling the eyeborgs. But it’s G-man (Danny Trejo, The Devil’s Rejects, Spy Kids), a reclusive political dissident, who first realizes what’s happening: “What if they’re not ‘just cameras’? What if somebody puts in a weapon?” At least Big Brother only watched…
Given the look of the budget on this one
it’s probably safe to assume that Trejo’s involvement is pretty short,
and that we’ve seen most of it in this little teaser trailer. I’m a sucker for cheesy robot films, though, so I can’t say I’m not a little excited to see this one. Give
Eyeborgs a look (if you dare) when it hits dvd and blu on July 6th.





7 comments
An appearance by Sandy Duncan couldn't hurt.
That actually looks fun…..imagine how cool it'd be if it had the budget of Transformers 3 and Trejo was the main star. I'd pay to see that every night of the cinema release! Even as it is, you can't lose. Adrian Paul is always good for a laugh – he's a better actor than he gets credit for, even in shit films – and the premise isn't exactly too far fetched. I'll be picking this up on dvd, without doubt. Gotta be worth it. 6th SUBMISSION!! FIX THE FUCKING VERIFICATION SYSTEM!!
Is anyone from Chud going to review NOES 2010?
I wonder if they cut this trailer really quick to ride the "Machete" trailer's coattails. They make it look like Trejo's the star, when it's almost definitely Adrian Paul. Man, that guy's a talent vacuum.
Bleh. I want a movie where the character *literally* fights the robots. When are we going to see Magnus Robot Fighter come to the silver screen! And no updating either… I want a karate-chopping, robot-fighting Magnus movie, damnit.
"Given the look of the budget on this one it's probably safe to assume that Trejo's involvement is pretty short" Yea, I doubt they could afford more than a few minutes of Danny Trejo. Last I heard his salary was second only to Tom Hanks.
"I'd pay to see that every night of the cinema release! …. I'll be picking this up on dvd, without doubt." – this is why we can't have nice things.
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