This is how all PIRATES 4 news should be reported.

… is it NEWS if it isn't NEW? we KNEW this like 2 years ago… lol

While it's good to see that CHUD writers don't get paid by the word, I'm still in the dark as to why some of the Devin's Advocates seem to go on forever. It can't POSSIBLY be because he likes to hear himself speak (ummm, type). Mystery still unsolved…

GEE WHAT A SURPRISE

I mean no offense to CHUD. This is news so it should be reported. But it's not like it's NEWS news, you know?

hit. whore.

With this article David Oliver ascends to the top of CHUDs writing staff. You could learn something here, Faraci.