Looking for some news stories that Devin hasn’t already snatched up, I’m finding the pickings fairly slim today. So, perfect chance for some hit whoring, I’m thinking.
About the most least interesting tripe I came across so far is courtesy of a THR.com Risky Business piece. And that would be Twilight: Eclipse credit cards. Yep…emo plastic. Now misguided teens can join the rest of us in mountains of debt courtesy of their pale, angsty heroes: Summit has just signed a deal with MYPLASH Prepaid Cards to license
Bella, Edward, Jacob and the rest of the Eclipse gang to your own
collection of debt-building Mastercards.
These are the main ones. You can click the image (though in God’s name why?) to catch some others.
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I really hope to hear newsstories in the future that involve people that work for banks and/or finance companies that get fired for laughing uncontrollably at this tripe. Or, if you will, someone making up a Twitter account claiming to be the PR head for Mastercard commenting on how their brand is "like so much cooler" now that they are catering to the glittery vampire crowd. If Twilight can have this, why can't I have 28 Days Later or The Human Centipede or even Cannibal Holocaust on my Mastercard? huh? huh?
And where is my Buffy or Blade credit card?
Go Team Oliver! Though, PREPAID card = more debt?? I'm never letting you do my books now. You all at CHUD should do these as well, imagine how many of the Devin haters would buy one of these cards just to annoy their friends.
And the tagline for the Blade Mastercard:
Some mofos is always tryin' to be in jail for tax evasion like me!
Presenting one of these would be like an invitation to be conned. The financial equivalent of a "Kick Me" sign.
I'm still waiting for my Batman GothCard, Good Thru: FOREVER
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