A guy named Harry Hanrahan has put together a video of the 100 greatest movie insults of all time, which is posted on YouTube. This is a great clip, full of derisions and besmirches a boatload full of sailors couldn’t come up with.
Although…it was lacking a couple of good ones that come to mind:
From Do The Right Thing:
Mookie: Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin’, spaghetti-bendin’, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin’ motherfucker.
Pino: You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin’, fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin’, monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin’, high-jumpin’, spear-chuckin’, three-hundred-sixty-degree-basketball-dunkin’ titsun spade Moulan Yan. Take your fuckin’ pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.
Stevie: You little slanty-eyed, me-no-speaky-American, own-every-fruit-and-vegetable-stand-in-New-York, bullshit, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, Summer Olympics ’88, Korean kick-boxing son of a bitch.
Officer Long: You Goya bean-eating, fifteen in a car, thirty in an apartment, pointed shoes, red-wearing, Menudo, meda-meda Puerto Rican cocksucker. Yeah, you!
Sonny: It’s cheap, I got a good price for you, Mayor Koch, “How I’m doing,” chocolate-egg-cream-drinking, bagel-and-lox, B’nai B’rith Jew asshole.
From Timecop:
Senator Aaron McComb: You see, I’m an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you… you’re a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.
And from Heart Condition (paraphrasing):
Jack Moony: What time is it?
Napoleon Stone: Time to get your big, fat, greasy, extra crispy, bucket o’ chicken, two-liter Pepsi Cola-drinkin’ ass out of bed…
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not bad, but c'mon… three from Full Metal Jacket and not one from Heartbreak Ridge? That whole movie is one-liners and insults.
From THE 6TH DAY: Adam Gibson: You should clone yourself now, while you're still alive.
Drucker: Why, so I can share your unique perspective?
Adam Gibson: No, so you can go fuck yourself.
Hilarious!
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS!
Gwai Lo: That's not an insult.
Look at that. One bastard goes in, another bastard comes out!
"I mean, that fuckin' idiot doesn't know rat shit from rice krispies"—-
"Look, football season is over Veronica, Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school except date-rapes and Aids jokes."—-"in 200 years we've come from 'i regret but that i have one life to give' to fuck you!?" —- "You're happy. I hate that!" —– "I've got more taste in my penis!"
Odd the Billy Madison clip was truncated. Also, missed the best part of The Last Boy Scouts bit – "How'd you know it was my wife?" … "She said her husband was a pimp lookin' mother fucker with a hat."
How could one not include Jason Patric calling Catherine Keener "a useless cunt" in "Your Friends & Neighbors"?
No "20 something betters" from Roxanne? Insulting himself, kinda, but still…
Maybe Christina Applegate saying, "You look like a blueberry!" is the best…
I can't remember the film's title or lead, but it was a late 80s/early 90s horror movie starring an actress from the '60s as a mother who says to her son, "You're a load I should have swallowed!"
I'm surprised " You're a slimeball in a sea of pus!" from Midnight Run didn't make the cut.
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