Eric Roberts was in 'The Dark Knight' two years ago. Now he's in 'Sharktopus'. I have no idea what that means. It just popped in.
Col. Glen Manning07.16.2010
I take no sadistic pleasure in seeing Eric Roberts brought to this execrable low. (That said, I did take sadistic pleasure in the bunji finale.)
Drew Dietsch07.16.2010
Film was created for this very purpose. We have reached the pinnacle of cinema with SHARKTOPUS.
Jim07.16.2010
I dunno, i'm just not all that into watching hot chicks die.
For jesus christ's sake this verification thing is like to drive me nuts!
Mintadon07.16.2010
Eric Roberts – realist. Yeah, he's been in some bigger movies recently, but if people keep wanting to pay his bills for him, he's sure as hell gonna let them. Can't fault him for that. Orson Welles was just as bad.
PlanBFromOuterSpace07.16.2010
Comment #3—-Eric Roberts was mostly in crap for 30 years, and then he was in "Dark Knight" two years ago. That means that someone probably lost a bet.
John07.16.2010
The girls in bikinis are nice. And it does look better than Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus. I'm kinda afraid this is better as a trailer than it will be as a film…..
(And how many times do I have to repeat the stupid letters in the box game just to get something posted? Devin, if you don't like me, just tell me so! Here goes try number 8…)
mike07.16.2010
Oh my God, that thing can breathe outside of water and walk like Robocop.
MrTyres07.17.2010
Don't forget, it also roars like a lion. Because we know sharkopus like good ole verbal communication.
Anonymous07.17.2010
I want to direct the sequel: Sharktopi: Revenge of the Sharktopuses. It will star Kevin Sorbo as a washed up gay porn star turned male fitness model who has to defend Muscle Beach from a gang Sharktopi. Along the way he will come to be respected by the hetero community who shunned him. The film will, of course, end with Sorbo being tentacle-raped and eaten as the Sharktopi shout anti-homosexual and anti-Semitic remarks (did I mention they talk in this one?) and then BooM Sorbo activates the nuclear device tucked away behind his prostate. Roll credits and give me and Mr. Sorbo our academy awards…thanks.
JediBobster07.17.2010
Looks better than most Syfy (grrrr) stuff, maybe Roger Corman has something to do with that. It does'nt look much worse than Pirahna 3D – which I was looking forward to until seeing the trailer on the big screen with an audience yesterday. It didn't inspire. The FX better be improved in time for actual release.
ruserious07.17.2010
wtf???!! I hope the SciFi channel's contest for a future "movie of the week" ACTUALLY produces a movie worth watching. this crap is just unbearable. did Uwe Boll direct this??
Hubris07.17.2010
Inception and now Sharktopus!?!? Take note, Cinema reached it's peak in 2010. The Oscars are going to be close this year…
Andrew07.17.2010
Some vore fan is probably masturbating vigorously to this.
I'm so ashamed that I know what vore is …
Lumber_Dick07.17.2010
"Greatness comes at a price."
Liz07.17.2010
Umm…how to put this? Y'see, the mouth of an octopus is located at the end where its tentacles are. This beastie has tentacles at the back end, plus a shark's head at the front end, meaning it therefore… has NO BEHIND. So how does it … you know, just forget it. Forget I said anything.
superlaser07.18.2010
@ #12- Cast Mel Gibson as the voice of the Sharktopi, and you'll be a lock for the Best Director Oscar.
Cheetah Whores07.20.2010
Thanks to SYFY for letting us write and perform the theme song.
21 comments
This is all that is good.
Is this real? Please let this be real.
Eric Roberts was in 'The Dark Knight' two years ago. Now he's in 'Sharktopus'. I have no idea what that means. It just popped in.
I take no sadistic pleasure in seeing Eric Roberts brought to this execrable low. (That said, I did take sadistic pleasure in the bunji finale.)
Film was created for this very purpose. We have reached the pinnacle of cinema with SHARKTOPUS.
I dunno, i'm just not all that into watching hot chicks die.
For jesus christ's sake this verification thing is like to drive me nuts!
Eric Roberts – realist. Yeah, he's been in some bigger movies recently, but if people keep wanting to pay his bills for him, he's sure as hell gonna let them. Can't fault him for that. Orson Welles was just as bad.
Comment #3—-Eric Roberts was mostly in crap for 30 years, and then he was in "Dark Knight" two years ago. That means that someone probably lost a bet.
The girls in bikinis are nice. And it does look better than Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus. I'm kinda afraid this is better as a trailer than it will be as a film…..
(And how many times do I have to repeat the stupid letters in the box game just to get something posted? Devin, if you don't like me, just tell me so! Here goes try number 8…)
Oh my God, that thing can breathe outside of water and walk like Robocop.
Don't forget, it also roars like a lion. Because we know sharkopus like good ole verbal communication.
I want to direct the sequel: Sharktopi: Revenge of the Sharktopuses. It will star Kevin Sorbo as a washed up gay porn star turned male fitness model who has to defend Muscle Beach from a gang Sharktopi. Along the way he will come to be respected by the hetero community who shunned him. The film will, of course, end with Sorbo being tentacle-raped and eaten as the Sharktopi shout anti-homosexual and anti-Semitic remarks (did I mention they talk in this one?) and then BooM Sorbo activates the nuclear device tucked away behind his prostate. Roll credits and give me and Mr. Sorbo our academy awards…thanks.
Looks better than most Syfy (grrrr) stuff, maybe Roger Corman has something to do with that. It does'nt look much worse than Pirahna 3D – which I was looking forward to until seeing the trailer on the big screen with an audience yesterday. It didn't inspire. The FX better be improved in time for actual release.
wtf???!! I hope the SciFi channel's contest for a future "movie of the week" ACTUALLY produces a movie worth watching. this crap is just unbearable. did Uwe Boll direct this??
Inception and now Sharktopus!?!? Take note, Cinema reached it's peak in 2010. The Oscars are going to be close this year…
Some vore fan is probably masturbating vigorously to this.
I'm so ashamed that I know what vore is …
"Greatness comes at a price."
Umm…how to put this? Y'see, the mouth of an octopus is located at the end where its tentacles are. This beastie has tentacles at the back end, plus a shark's head at the front end, meaning it therefore… has NO BEHIND. So how does it … you know, just forget it. Forget I said anything.
@ #12- Cast Mel Gibson as the voice of the Sharktopi, and you'll be a lock for the Best Director Oscar.
Thanks to SYFY for letting us write and perform the theme song.
Love,
The Whores
http://www.cheetahwhores.com
the CGI is so obvious that it brings things to a grinding halt. looks like a video game
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