Could the poster for Unstoppable – a movie about a runaway train loaded with explosive something or others – be any more generic? This poster could be for a cop movie, a scifi movie, a war movie… any fucking movie at all. Where’s my train, dammit? I wanna see a train!
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So this is a romantic drama about interracial homosexual romance between Pine & Denzel that can't be stopped?
Did they recast the Diesel/Walker Fast and Furious roles with Washington/Pine? Hrmm…
Oh, Captain, my Captain! There's only one kind of train I'm interested in seeing involving these two. I was lucky enough to meet with Chris Pine shortly before he filmed Star Trek. He wanted to meet with me to discuss his role. Let me tell you – this man is such a talented actor. And he has an absolutely marvelous scrotum. If only that bloated, acrylic-topped bore Bill Shatner were half the talent Chris Pine is, I would never have jumped ship to become the captain off-screen. Unstoppable? But of course. Who would ever tell Chris Pine to stop?
Jon Voight's still looking for his Runaway Train.
How this ended up looking more generic than the image on the 20th Century Fox calendar that was sent to my theater months and months ago is astounding. The image in that at least had a train or something on it. Basically, it had the exact same headshots as the ones in this poster, with the train between them, I think. I'll be damned if it isn't still going up on the wall in my office at home though, because i got work on it last year during the corporate boardroom "Who cares about the loss of human life, we're going to lose millions of dollars!" freakout scenes. Also, Tony Scott is AWESOME to see at work.
Right on! It's not that every poster has to be a Drew Struzan, but haven't we reached the ceiling with lazy photoshopped montages. Way to peak my interest in a story Mr. Scott and the lazy marketing gurus at Fox! …you cunts
You wanna see a train, Devin? Go to your mom's house! I kiiiiiid, I kiiiiiiid. But seriously, what is this… The Taking of Pelham 123 sequel: The Taking of Pelham 456?
Pelham must have put the marketing pink-eye on train imagery.
Ohhh. THIS is the movie where the Human Torch's cock gets in the way of Denzel having a relationship with Kirk. Got it now.
Devin, why are you leaving chud? You're going to leave us with clown writers such as joshua whoever. I'll follow you where ever you go and continue to hate on you for hating Avatar.
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