As you can read here, my good friend, The Paranormal Activity Demon, is on a worldwide mission to find his lost love, the big-breasted lady from Paranormal Activity. He keeps me updated on his search via letters, which he’s requested I publish on CHUD.
Dear Mr. Chud,
AAAARRRGH!!!
Am demon. Am 1/10000000000 of Legion. All activity Paranormal Activity when demon.
Try find lady friend. She big breast. 1 yr pass. Maybe not so pretty now w/time. Love anyway. Time not make heart sag, too.
Go to next door. Next Door Lady say “Lady not there.” Watching TV. Ladies there. Maybe she there. Popcorn.
Four ladies. One call Clydesdale. One call Madonna. One call Degeneris. One call Boring Lady. Each have two,000,000 dollar$. Not impressed boobs. Would never search for. Still human tho. Have feel. Want love, is all. Ringo Starr say “All u need is love.” True, Ringo. True.
Clydesdale’s love act like reg man. Boring love. TV all time. Snooze. Paranormal Activity Demon know how it go, sister. Go where men know no TV. Find John Corbett. No. Stay way from Corbett, sister. Corbett from Heaven. Heaven more bore than TV, sister.
Madonna part rusty. Need part medicine so enjoy men. Otherwise oral. Hard for lady this day/age to grow old. Love only medicine heal life, sister. Ringo Starr say “All u need is love.” Madonna still fail this learn. That okay. She know: learn love self, rest follow. Paranormal Activity Demon not so brave.
Degeneris not still in mind. Um, work lot. Short hair. Um, move on. No wait! Remember something. No…not mind. Move on.
Boring Lady boring. 2 kid. Bald love. Kid loud. Where me time? Where? Have no 2 kid, but understand time alone need. Should be happy w/love tho. Bald love seem great. Water seed, tree grow. Love tree. He accept Boring Lady. Most can ask, this day/age.
Ladies go Aboo Dabee. Sand galore. Mountains but not rock. Sand. Paranormal Activity Demon hate sand. It course and rough and irritating. It get everywhere. Ringo Starr say “Yucky sand” Yes, Ringo. Yes.
Make Next Door Lady change channel when sand. See much not of movie that way. Maybe miss girl that way. Sometime Paranormal Activity Demon hate self. So stupid and so weak.
If Internet alive in Aboo Dabbee, email pls… pacmania87@mountaindew.org. Maybe she there where old ladies there. So small world without breast love.
Me take one day at time. Pease out.
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Is it just me, or would "Sex and the City 2" have been worth checking out if it was one of those "found footage" films? "In 2010, a bunch of used-up middle-aged broads went to the Middle East to try to skank up the local female population. They were never seen again, but this tape was discovered months later…".
I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER 3 SENTENCES NOBODY ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS INTERESTED IN READING FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE OF A FUCKING CAVEMAN.
WHOLLY SHIT
Sam Strange is not funny. Even when he's playing another character, it's still not funny or entertaining. Please stop posting these.
Again, Sam Strange is NOT FUNNY. Not in the slightest. STOP DOING THIS CHARACTER. It is not as cool or interesting as you think it is. Seriously. STOP IT.
Sam Strange is not funny…ever.
Hahahaha "Where me time"
Maybe it's just me, but this Sam Strange crap is getting more unfunny and retarted by the day. It's time to hang it up. The character is damn near the stupidest thing this site has ever posted.
Sam Strange is probably one of the funniest parts of CHUD. I don't get where all this hate is coming from.
If you don't find it funny, don't read it. Cliched, but it beats you shaking your fist at the internet.
Ha Ha. Trolls 'fraid Demon. Not read awesome letter coz Trolls are brain special. Demon go breast love their mothers for funz now.
If this is indicative of the future of CHUD, I'd rather have Devin back. And I hated Devin.
Gotta join the chorus. I hope Sam Strange is not paid money to do this.
why do people read a site they hate and then get annoyed by it?
Another hilarious piece Sam. This is some of the most entertaining business on the whole internet right now. Keep em comin' and keep the impotent crybaby talkbackers talkbacking. I'm no Professor Genius but the more they whine about stuff they somehow can't find the power within their snivelling souls to ignore the smarter and stronger they make me feel. God do I feel strong right now.
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