Blam!
Let’s rewind the Blam-Cam on Josh’s childhood to when his parents ordered the Disney Channel from their 1980’s cable provider and lil’ Josh was exposed to the wonderful world of creativity and rarely rivaled artistry found in Disney’s classic animated shorts. Oh! See how they influenced and inspired his own creativity? Blam! Now, let’s fast-forward the Blam-Cam to Disney’s hip new format for introducing our current generation of children to that same creativity and rarely rivaled artistry, Disney Blam!.
Blam!
Bleeeehhhm!
Bleeeaaaallllahm!
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This isn't real, is it? They seem like a parody of this kind of thing. Dr. Blamburgstein? Blamfast? Blamcakes? Seriously? I'm seriously not sure if you're messing with me or not.
this is unreal… if these were just random commercials they showed and still showed these classic, hand-drawn shorts that would be one thing, but this ADD (and moronic) approach to classic toons is scary.
O…M…G, I could never figure out why that Ray William Johnson guy on Youtube annoyed me so much but in a familiar way that I couldn't quite put my finger on it. His whole channel is just doing BLAM over viral videos.
Is this for real? If so, its a fucking travesty.
Jesus Christ, what has Di$ney become?
I once read a great quote:
"Walt Disney is spinning in his grave so much that he could power the entire state of California".
I like how the second video proves Donal Duck was a rug muncher all along, and just for #3…
@LD…ZING!
Jesus….thats beyond horrible. How about just showing the classic cartoons that kids have loved for generations instead of trying-and failing-to "hip it up" with these lame voiceovers? The Poochie mentality strikes again,it seems…TO THE EXTREME!!! BLAM BITCHES!!!!!!
Thank-you Disney for summing up everything that is wrong with society today. It's all downhill from here people. The good times really are over for good. I pretty much want to hunt down and kill everyone that was involved with this. However, I am a pacifist. This is like exhuming the corpse of Princess Diana so that a bunch of illiterate teenage mall ganagsta's can gang-bang her into jelly.
That is the single most shitty and depressing thing I have had the misfortune to see all year (beating my viewing of Clash of the Shite-'Uns and Old Dogs). Can't John Lasseter step in and stop this travesty? John! PLEASE! Whoever had a hand is this or allowed it to go ahead should be have there eyes and ears punctured by freshly sharpened pencils. Although I highly doubt there are any pencils in the Disney Channel offices…
My inner child just barfed on the rug.
I am imagining those cartoons as, gnarled, bandaged stumps, slowly tapping out "S.O.S. Kill me. Kill me." onto their pillows.
BLAM! in your face, indeed. :/
Ugh. The narration reminds me of the South Park episodes that parody movies. "Stan Marsh has a problem . . . and these kids may be his only solution."
Who was the piece of shit, idiotic human being who came up with that lame garbage, and who was the clueless asshole who approved of it?
Please do the entertainment world a favour and kill yourselves, but not before taking a few like minded others with you.
The terrible narration reminds me of the post-Bob Saget Funniest Videos era, especially the pet-centric clips on Animal Planet. "Somebody should remind this puppy that not every dog has his day." Har har har, shut the fuck up. I have trouble imagining this guy in the recording booth without a bottle of Jack and/or a gun against his head.
My partner and I really enjoyed reading this blog post, I was just itching to know do you trade featured posts? I am always trying to find someone to make trades with and merely thought I would ask.
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