Big, big fan of the Ten Grabs. A welcome return. Big enough fan to enter the confirmation code like 18 times.

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@#2-Seconded.

There's a reason you're unknown.

Man, looks like a bunch of deadbeats wrote the script for Lake Placid III.

Man Mortimer for the win. BONUS: What I just said sounds like Madmartigan, Kilmer's character in Willow!

Nick, I love you man, but this wasn't even able to provoke a smirk. If you keep this up as a new thing, I wish you better luck or at least stronger inspiration next time.

Doug- you have to have a sense of humor beyond primetime sitcoms to appreciate it.

The site didn't gain any humor of any type when Devin left- it was always there, whether you liked it or not. What the site LOST with Devin's departure was an opinionated, drunk windbag who happened to be a good writer on the rare occasion where he was sober and in a good enough mood to not take his social impotence out on anyone with an opposing view. You naysayers are just trolls without a king now. Please go follow him wherever he goes and kindly fuck off from CHUD.

This just makes me really sad for Ironside. Dude used to be a total badass.

WOw is this awful. Is there no one who works at Chud who can tell the boss his sense of humor is complete ass? Seriously between dumb a days, sam strange, skeleton IV and now this he is ass raping comedy and leaving it alone, bleeding and crying. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY NICK.

@11 I have a solution to your apparently severe case of being a dick: stop being a dick.

Emily Mortimer: The Man Years is gold

Jimmy J. Get your dildo mixed up with a cactus again?

Bring back polish posters too, please.

Obviously. Excellent comeback, by the way. I bet your friends consider you the "funny guy."

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Maybe you can make Sweets-
Everyone you saw that.

Think I'm missing something about that 1986 gag, but it still made me snicker for some reason.

Man, I really feel for Nick. The guy spends his life filling this site with everything he can come up with, and all you idiots can do is tell him how awful it is. Don't keep coming back, twits. We who like what he's doing will stay, and continue to enjoy.