There used to be a time when a poster for a new Harrison Ford movie would cause people to run through tiny streets, screaming with excitement. Granted those days of mayhem are gone, and all we’re left with is the “new poster” aspect of the mania.
Empire has the “scoop” on the new theatrical spread for Morning Glory – which looks exactly like the dreadful teasers already floating around, only with more Hank and Diane. The comedy is about a young morning show producer (Rachel McAdams) who’s trying to save the failing ratings of her show, due to the internal bickering between it’s co-anchors Ford and Diane Keaton.
The movie will probably drop off into the chasm of obscurity soon after release in November, but in the meantime enjoy this inspiring bit of promotional art!
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I was secretly excited for this movie, but the more I see the less I like. This poster is terrible.
"There used to be a time when a poster for a new Harrison Ford movie would cause people to run through tiny streets, screaming with excitement"—Let us never forget the "'Random Hearts' poster unveiling" riots of '99. We lost a lot of good men that day.
"Breakfast TV Just Got Interesting" has to be one of the worst movie tag lines ever. I became drowsy just from reading it.
Wow surprised Rachel McAdams is billed over Ford and Keaton
Indeed #5. My grandpa died on that tragic day. After surviving the madness of the The Frisco Kid poster campaign – and becoming officiallly recognised for his service during Regarding Henry teaser poster release. Grandpa went on to handle the crowds of insanity that surrounded the reveal of the Sabrina one-sheet and even single handedly calmed the masses at the now infamous blu-tacking up of the very first Six Days, Seven Nights Quad in England. When Random Hearts rolled around we all thought it was just another job. Who could have foreseen the blood-curdling chaos that followed. May we remember those that have fallen. Had my Grandpapa been here today he would have thrilled at the sight of this dull Harrison Ford poster…sigh…how I miss him. This one's for you Grandpa. This one's for you.
I understand the actors have a certain billing order, but if you're going to put the names directly over their fucking heads then match them up already. I barely know who Rachel McAdams is so when I look up to check what appears to be a helpful bit of text possibly explaining this to me I shouldn't be greeted with the words "Harrison" fucking "Ford." It just looks like a graphic design error every time. I mean who the fuck is going to process those two sets of information separately? Are these posters just made for Rain Men?
"Got Interesting" = McAdams is just about to chug a steaming mug of Ford-jizz.
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