The Germans Have Been Forgiven for WWII.

It’s been a long time since the Germans were not these awesome and nattily dressed members of the human race that we as Americans like to high-five and cuddle with. But there were dark times. Not the kind of days we like to discuss unless we want to either rub salt on a wound or quell our desire to hate on our overrated species for a stretch.

Paramount Pictures has thrown in the towel for us all. No more are the Germans anything but amazing and lovely people who had a few hundred thousand apples spoil it for the bunch back in the day.

Look at the fucking Iron Man poster they got.

– Nick Nunziata doesn’t understand why marketing people don’t ask him what works best, since he’s always right about such matters.