This was supposed to be the year we made contact. It was supposed to be all about the Balabans and Scheiders, not the Benjamins as horrible product after horrible product attacked us not from space but from the multiplexes dangerously close to our homes.
It wasn’t a great year for good films but it was a very robust one for bad ones.
Films I did not see and why:
- Leap Year, because I want to wait at least four years before I watch another dogshit romantic comedy.
- The Spy Next Door, because I couldn’t be any more tired of Jackie Chan than I am.
- Extraordinary Measures, because until he tries a new hairstyle I’m done with Brendan Fraser.
- Tooth Fairy, because I learned all I need to about Francis Dolarhyde in Red Dragon.
- When in Rome, kick a Catholic.
- Valentine’s Day, a massacre.
- Remember Me, the film whose twist involves 9/11 and that’s the second worst thing about it.
- Date Night, because good folks are in it but it reeked of being not what anyone needs.
- The Back-up Plan, Alex O’Loughlin is the male lead. AND HE’S THE SELLING POINT TO ME. God help us all.
- Furry Vengeance, Fraser’s hair. CGI animals. My discontent.
- Sex and the City 2, because the first film is apparently better and it was my worst of 2008.
- Any Tyler Perry Anything, if hating this man makes me a racist then please send me my Klan membership card.
- Prince of Persia, since my jaw is covered with moss because it hits the floor every time I realize this happened for real.
- Get Him to the Greek, I hate Russell Brand more than a Promise Keeper hates a bumpy sidewalk.
- Killers, because there is no worse pairing of nightmares imaginable.
- The Karate Kid, because while people say it’s good I don’t care if it blows me. I have no interest.
- Grown-Ups, because I was never in a fraternity.
- The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, because my dick was sore from all that face fucking.
- The Last Song, because I knew it wasn’t about the untimely explosion death of the entire Cyrus family.
- Lottery Ticket, because I don’t like racial profiling.
- Takers, because of Hayden Christensen’s hat.
- Saw 3-D, because it violates my “I like the concept of Tobin Bell” rhetoric if I see it.
- Skyline, because I literally didn’t have time. This film was gone from screens quicker than Balfour trims his goat.
- Burlesque, because as of the typing of this article I still possess a nice, shapely penis.
- The Warrior’s Way, because no trailer pissed me off more than this one. I wish kung-fu was canceled.
- The Tourist, did you see the trailer? Did you see the confused look on Johnny Depp’s face?
- Gulliver’s Travels, because classics be damned, I even hated this when Harryhausen was doing the effects.
- My Soul to Keep, because I cannot stand Wes Craven.
- Little Fokkers, if you have to ask…
There are always people who complain in the talkbacks that I didn’t see enough movies to warrant a list, but most if not all of the films above I had enough intelligence and foresight to know to avoid and luckily didn’t have to see them for work. I have worked hard over the years to learn how to not put myself in a position where I’m intentionally setting myself up for hardship. That said, if enough people steer me towards a surprisingly good flick I normally would have avoided (for example: Easy A) I’ll give it a chance, so it’s not like this is an exact science. But, though I have safeguarded myself from a lot of dogshit I still enjoy putting punctuation on the year with a little hate. Some of these films I should have known better about seeing. Some had too much talent not to completely write off.
All are movies I do not need in my life ever again and ones whose posters I tried to use Photoshop’s limited witchcraft skills to lessen the power of.
Here are some previous hateballs, mylast two WORST OF articles: 2009. 2008.
10. Survival of the Dead (my DVD review)
AKA: Survival of the Shittest. World War ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Latin: Romero est preteritus suus prime
Guilty Parties:
Sadly, the amazing filmmaker and wonderful man George A. Romero. I love the man with all my heart but I fear there’s no gas in the tank any more. It seems like he’s willing to just proceed with underdeveloped ideas to keep the machine going. There’s none of the soul of his first few films in this or Diary of the Dead. Also, Kenneth Welsh. He delivers a performance with the subtlety of nine planets colliding. There’s a difference between the intentional ham Joe Pilato brought to Day of the Dead and Welsh’s tiresome and one-dimensional hardship.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
It’s unfair to expect Romero to really go full-on with a zombie film that connects on all cylinders. I really like Land of the Dead but even there opportunities were lost whether by imagination or budget limitations. It probably shouldn’t have been at all, but could one at least hope for something sober and intelligent and with some delightful gore?
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
Uninspired and bland bad. One of the worst kinds.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“George Romero is holding a mirror to society here with an acute look about territory and how we bring a lot of grief upon ourselves. You know he based the struggle of the families on the Hatfield/McCoy feud, that means this is deep and literary.”
My Rebuttal:
“I don’t care. It’s dogshit. I’m holding a mirror up to the movie and I see a zombie riding a horse. Go wipe your chin.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “You will believe a zombie broad can hop on a horse and ride it around town and if that works for you please die in a sad and ironic way so that you can be a lesson to others. Your own Survival of the Dead, if you will.”
9. Splice.
AKA: DILF. The Drenfeeling Limited.
Latin: mutant floorhump interruptus
Guilty Parties:
David Cronenberg, for doing this stuff so well in the 70’s and 80’s and creating an unfair look at how this is supposed to be done.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
Honestly, it could have been The Fly for the early 2000’s. It had cachet (look who produced it), an interesting filmmaker (Cube is still fun), and it had resources and a good cast. It doesn’t nail the tone, push itself far enough, and showcase enough fresh ideas to be disturbing, cool, scary, or memorable enough. Too bad, really.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
Almost really good, which is the problem. With the folks involved this had the chance to be special. And there are good moments. And there are really good ideas at play. There are just a few decisions along the way that make it a real disappointment, and it hurts to call this film bad and have it make this list. But I did and here it is.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“This film is great. I want to fuck my creator.”
My Rebuttal:
“Shut up, Dren.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “If your two fetishes are Persis Khambatta and Joseph Merrick, do I have the movie for you…”
8. Legion (My review)
AKA: Angels with Dogshit Faces. Wim Wenders’ “The Wim Chronicles”.
Latin: iustus dico mihi angelus of oriens
Guilty Parties:
Scott Stewart, for not learning from his years in special effects that they are not what makes movies great. Tyrese Gibson for reading the script and asking that he be a little less of a caricature. Paul Bettany, who was in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World and now films like this and Priest.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
If it was as good as The Prophecy I’d have been happy. It’s not even as good as Prophecy, the mutant bear movie.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
Generic bad. With the ripe material that is the war between angels and all the possibilities from this kind of Biblical hootenany, it’s a sad time. And frankly, giving automatic weapons to creatures and characters of lore is the quickest and dumb way to try and capitalize on a genre.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“But did you see when the Ice Cream Man’s jaw extended and when the old lady walked around hissing on the ceiling?”
My Rebuttal:
“Yep, in the trailer. Which is why I implore everyone to just watch that instead.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “Looks like Jennifer Connolly ain’t the only one Paul Bettany’s fucking.”
7. The Last Airbender (CHUD review)
AKA: Bend it Like Boring. Earth, Wind, and Fire: Live at Red Rocks.
Latin: feces adveho ex quattuor procuratio
Guilty Parties:
M. Night Shyamalan. Planet Earth. Binary Code. Fossil Fuels. Aspartame. Fuzzy Logic. Chastity. Dan Haggerty.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
A stillborn adaptation of a kid’s product that most of us wouldn’t even have superficially noticed because it wasn’t being directed by a filmmaker capable of kicking tsunamis into our face every year. But it was, and worse yet it was billed as some sort of “M. Night Shayamalan graces the mainstream with his presence” event. He didn’t grace shit with shit.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
Imagine tone deaf screenwriting and the same faults which have marred the director’s recent works only surrounded by tons and tons of special effects. Yay!
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“You don’t understand the genius of M. Night Shyamalan and are a blind hater of his work.”
My Rebuttal:
“I don’t understand child cancer and blindly hate it as well.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “The best airbending since the campfire in Blazing Saddles.”
6. Cop Out (CHUD review)
AKA: Fuck Off. Clerks III.
Latin: species askew
Guilty Parties:
Kevin Smith. Tracy Morgan. Bruce Willis. Everyone else involved in Cop Out.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
I don’t know, really. There’s no way this script was ever good. What it could and should have been was a failure on every level but not the film that created this weird new version of Kevin Smith. The one who was either acting like the film wasn’t his and making too much a point of how he was just the director and then railing on and on against critics who hated the movie. It was an ugly thing no matter how you slice it. It should have just been a dud. But instead it’s this weird little historical footnote. It’s a car crash between the fandom, the movies, and the leading filmmaker nerd. Typically with a car crash you can’t look away but drive slowly on by. This one was Cronenbergian and everyone was fucking the leg wound.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
Well, I can’t stand even looking at Tracy Morgan anymore. That’s pretty bad.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“You’re just hating Kevin Smith because you’re an online movie person and he’s got your number.”
My Rebuttal:
“My number’s in the book, so everyone can have it. I don’t hate Kevin Smith, which is part of why I hate seeing him show his ass onscreen and online.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “You will find yourself famished for the likes of The Hard Way and Number One With a Bullet.”
5. Devil (Tag Team review)
AKA: M. Night Shyamalan’s M. Night Shyamalanamlanamalan. Devil Night Shyamalan.
Latin: vetus era est diabolus
Guilty Parties:
John Erick Dowdle. M. Night Shyamalan. Matt Craven’s agent.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
A scary movie.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
It’s the first film in “The Night Chronicles”, a series of bad movies M. Night Shyamalan can’t make because he can only make so many bad movies a year and it’s unfair for him to leave it at that. Plus, it has such a loaded title that your mind tells you it’s powerful and deep and there are thematic issues that will dig to the core of your beliefs and rattle them. Then you spend a little under and hour and half watching some assholes in an elevator. It could have been called Danny. It could have been called Dudes in a Rectangle. But no, M. Night had to take Devil away from us too, adding it to his collection that includes our innocence, dreams, and the truth about Joaquin’s lip.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“I shit my pants!”
My Rebuttal:
“Because you are clinically retarded.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “Devil does for elevators what The Accused did for Pinball Machines.”
4. The Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole
AKA: Owl Movement. Featherface: The Treehouse Beaksaw Massacre.
Latin: illa pennipotenti mos crap in vestri car
Guilty Parties:
Zack Snyder. Kathryn Lasky, a woman who decided regurgitating the Hero’s Journey with owls was a good idea. The people who paid millions of dollars to see photorealistic owls kick each other’s ass instead of countless other possible animal on animal violence scenarios.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
Hoot. I’m kidding. I’m kidding, please help me solve all this AIDS.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
It’s beautiful to look at. And it is the blandest thing in town since Barry Bland moved from East Bland to Blandington Boulevard. Listening to this mythology dumped on us from frame one about these amazing owls and their kickass ways is dreadful if you’ve seen any three fantasy films in your life, but when you ultimately watch the movie and realize that you really are paying to watch owls claw and bite each other and little else it puts a kink in the bill of goods that’s been sold. They are owls and there is a finite amount of interesting shit you can mine from these head-twirling hooters. That limit is reached ten minutes into the film and then it’s on the shoulders of the cool characters to keep us invested. OOPS. Also, you’d think Snyder could have not done the speed ramping effect with this, but alas…
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“The owls are an allegory for oppression and the individual’s need to rise up and defend themselves.”
My Rebuttal:
“The owls are hobbits or elves or titans or jedi or whatever other worn-out fantasy stereotype surrogate we’ve seen countless times, except none of those other heroes I mentioned are just as happy shitting on a statue or mouseproofing a barn.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “Fuck an owl. Right in its neckruffle.”
3. Alice in Wonderland (CHUD review)
AKA: The Curious Case of Tim Pushing the Same Button. Rabbit Hole.
Latin: idem eadem idem damno res super quod ob
Guilty Parties:
Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Tim Burton. Johnny Depp, for letting Tim Burton. Johnny Depp, for bad acting.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
Left alone.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
It’s not that it’s ALL bad. There are some really cool effects and nice visual moments and little character things that have value but really… do we need to see the Tim Burton approach done to this? Do we need his trademark mope to permeate this already ripe world? No. It’s the kind of bad that is seriously endemic with creators like Burton: Overindulgent.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“It was transportive senses-overloadingly good candy that tickled my cortex and fondled my vortex”.
My Rebuttal:
“I think you are confusing Alice in Wonderland with your last visit to Stanley Tucci’s underground sensation station.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “It appears Tim Burton’s own politics contrast with Spider-Man’s on the important issues of Power and Responsibility.”
2. A Nightmare on Elm St. (Blu-ray review)
AKA: Operation:Sweatercryme. Craven’s Last Hunt.
Latin: exuro ultra agnitio quod exosus is
Guilty Parties:
Samuel Bayer. Michael Bay. Brad Form. Andrew Fuller. Wes Craven. Fire. Steel. Goodwill. Nostalgia.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
It’s pretty hard to fuck up the first Freddy Krueger film. Especially with Jackie Earle Haley. But they did! Incredibly so, missing opportunities in every direction. It should have been a very tight remake that didn’t muck with anything. I’m not a fan of this series much at all and the sequels have rendered the original to nothing in my book. I don’t even subscribe to the New Nightmare love. And still I could see what a gigantic shunting this was.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
The kind of bad that improperly touches your kids before being killed and then returning to properly touch them. WITH CLAWS!
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“This is a postmodern retelling of a timeless tale of horror.”
My Rebuttal:
“I hope an empty airplane crashes onto you.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “The bastard son of a hundred bad ideas.”
1. Robin Hood (CHUD review)
AKA: Sherwood Homes. Ridley: Believe it or Not.
Latin: is mos incendia telum in vestri bones
Guilty Parties:
Ridley Scott. Russell Crowe. Mother England.
What It Could/Should Have Been:
A movie about anything in history or fiction BUT Robin Hood.
What Kind of Bad Is It?:
It’s unnecessary. It’s pointless. It’s a placebo of a movie, as if Ridley and Russell HAD to make some sort of battlefield epic or lose their love of one another and grabbed whatever was lying around. There is nothing new here and in fact a lot of old. It’s a creative step back but worse yet the world was deprived of a new Ridley Scott/Russell Crowe classic. It’s not a very good movie in its theatrical version, something which is fine for Kingdom of Heaven but a sin that should never be repeated. Dreary. Boring. And a waste.
Someone Who Disagrees’ Lame Defense This Film:
“I learned things about Robin Hood that I never knew!”
My Rebuttal:
“Robin Hood is dumb.”
If CHUD had a blurb on the box it’d be: “Robin Hood steals your time, dangles it front of the rich and then maniacally burns it while the poor look on in horror.”
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I haven't seen it, I have read no reviews of it, but I've seen the trailer at least twice more than necessary (and I've seen it twice) and there is no way on this green Earth that Gulliver's Travels has a single redeeming feature.
Let me just say. The practice of avoiding films that are obviously dogcrap is a sound one, and if more people did it then Hollywood might make fewer dogcrap movies. Vote with your wallets, people! Anyway, Nick, I like your list. Nine of these movies are monstrosities with no reason for existing. (But c'mon, SPLICE is an unlikely drooling underdog made in the proud yet forgotten tradition of body horror: you gotta admire it on some level. And you didn't actually say what your problems were with it.)
Wow I……can't really disagree with any of those. I didn't think Splice was that bad but apparently you didn't either, just disappointing.
I saw Splice last week and I quite liked it. Reminded me of a good episode of the X Files. Seems like Nick was just pissed that it didn't turn out to be the movie he had in his head. Splice isn't the best movie of the year, but it's certainly unfair to shit on it. If you read CHUD, then there's a very good chance you'll like Splice. Don't listen to Nick.
The first thing that bugged me was Adrian Brodys endless supply of snarky tee-shirts. And no Predators? That movie was ass.
I lol-ed.
I don't think I'd put Splice on there, but I agree with all the other movies I saw that made the list.
One thing I don't get about the Nightmare on Elm Street remake: you cast Jackie Earle Haley who has the perfect facial features for the Freddy make up, then you flatten his face and take away all of those features… reminds me of casting Dafoe for the Goblin then giving him a helmet.
Well, that was enough negativity, ranting, and pointless hate-spewing to last me a while. Maybe the point of this article is just lost to me but I see no reason for this list to even exist. So you didn't like some movies this year, that's fine. But why waste the time and effort of creating such inane bullshit? Why not channel the energy you're wasting on being negative and idiotic into making another list of movies you liked?
THE LAST AIRBENDER is the worst movie of the lasst decade. No major studio release in recent memory matches it for complete and utter ineptitude in every possible way. Actually, the shots were (mostly) in focus so I guess it does have that going for it.
FINALLY, some one on this site admits that Survival of the Dead is horseshit. I got so tired of listening to this film being defended by Devin and others around here. It's horrible and Romero apologists need to to get over it. However, the fact that you avoid Get Him To The Greek, which is a very good movie, yet went to se Cop Out gets you some negative points.
Great list Nick! I agree with every single one of those except Robin Hood being #1 on the list. That honor should have gone to The Last Airbender, the biggest fucking over of another property ever. Every single one of the films on your list should have been good, but instead they ended up being even worse than bad, they were just fucking boring. And everyone saying Splice was good, fuck you! That was one of my most anticipated films and I ended up almost falling asleep during it. Fuck that movie!
I gotta disagree with Robin Hood, as I quite liked it once I got around to renting it. Then again, it could've been due to my extremely low anticipation and knowing virtually nothing about it.
I found a single redeeming feature in Gulliver's Travels: Emily Blunt. The rest is poo.
Can we have some positive articles on this site?
Despite my initial knee-jerk feeling that Avatar: The Last Airbender would be a dumb Nickelodeon cartoon, I was surprised to find that the series was actually really well done, with genuinely likable characters who I cared about after only watching a few episodes. Which makes me sad that the movie is shit (or so I hear).
LOCKED DOWN was the worst movie of the year for me. I paid money to rent that shit out and now I hate myself. I want someone to rape me violently whilst shouting "LOCKED DOWN! LOCKED DOWN! LOCKED DOWN!" repeatedly, just to remind me how much I fucked up. Not that I need reminding. Oh God, did I fuck up there.
"The Tooth Fairy"- you _should_ have learned all you needed to know about Fracis Dolarhyde in Manhunter, but I appreciate the the reference anyway, and Red Dragon is still a good film. (Unless you were refering to the book, in which case: obviously you are correct.) I can appreciate the reasons why you didn't see the films you dkipped for many of the same reasons- and watching movies is not part of my job description!
My wish for the New Year: a working verification system: one that let's actual comments in instead of just the spam. Attempt#4
While totally justifiable, it's also predictable to have both M. Night flicks on the list. My question is, why weren't those added to the list of shit to avoid? Is there that much good will left for Mr. Shyamalan on Chud? He will have to put out something with really strong positive buzz for me to even consider seeing it.
Hey Nick,
Great list. But I was curious about your comments about Prince of Persia? Was your jaw dropping because you were surprised in a good way or a negative way? Were you pleased it got made or horrified?
The way its worded now, I'm not quite sure.
I didn't like a single film on this list, but this subsection: Someone Who Disagrees' Lame Defense This Film, just made you sound like one of those assholes over on IMDB who insist that everyone needs to agree with them or else they are dumb.
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I actually liked Splice. I agree with the rest. Predators was also a great surprise, so i'm glad that was left off this list.
2010 was the year of disappointing action-movies for me.
The A-Team, Predators, Machete and The Expendables. All movies that I will never re-visit.
Thank God for Universal Soldier : Regeneration.
Great list. You got 9 out of 10 right. I don't think Splice belongs here. I thought it was an effectively creepy movie. How could you skip seeing Warrior's Way? That movie was pretty awesome, well, at least for the 1 week it was in theaters.
"Devil does for elevators what The Accused did for Pinball Machines." Nick, you evil fucking genius — I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO HARD THAT I ALMOST CHOKED!!!
I have to piggyback on PauLL and agree with some of the others on here that talking shit about movies you haven't seen is smart as hell when they're complete shit. I didn't see A-Team cuz the 80s A-Team was too homoerotic; Predators continues the tradition of destroying what started out as a promising franchise; Machete just looked TERRIBLE and Jessica Alba apparently thinks she's smarter and better than everyone by not lowering herself and actually being naked in a frame or two; and I refuse to waste my time on the Expendables because I hate Guns n' Roses. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to catch up on my Dragon Ball Z Kai.
No A-Team? That was complete ass.
Good list, I agree with almost everything on it. —Sad times when Kevin Smith and George Romero both fall so far flat and gone that dick and fart jokes and zombies can't hold my interest. (ok to be far there are no dick and fart jokes in Cop Out…..ohhhh). ———————————————————-Alice in Wonderland was dull, Robin Hood didn't do anything expect rob from another flick and return to the poor——Splice was actually ok doubt I'd watch it again but still.
A Worst 10 list from a failed, wanna be producer still stuck in web-land has about as much merit as a fat, former high school football star watching Monday night football, talking shit about players and how he could have done better.
Um. So, I was hoping no one would see through my ruse and allow me to go on living the lie. But you've got me. I am a failure only writing these articles to cover up for my own faults. Maybe I'll just kill myself.
"Survival" does indeed suck. However, I liked Welsh's performance quite a bit. Him and the other scenery chewing patriarch were a cheeky riot. Best characters since Pilato's Rhodes.
Shit on all these flicks as you like, at least they had people who could actually get them made. Maybe we'll all live long enough to see MEG(a-shark) grace this list. But it's all kinda of werid hearing you thumb your nose at so many movies when you were putting all your energies into a film about a megashark. Eating helicopters. You know you'd be happy to have Balfour's douce-stache on the video box. It has list of dumb and worst of gold written all over it!
Positive articles on CHUD? You must be dreaming… That's why I ain't been reading this site in two years. You'd think that negative stink would have left with Devin's double D manrack, but apparently not.
What is the point, again, of having "picks of the week" with no review or link or description or anything? I see "Blue Valentine" and "Another Year" on the site today, and if I'm interested in learning why they are the picks of the week I have to open a new tab and Google them or go over to Apple Trailers or Rottentomatoes for try to find a trailer. STOOPID. Also stoopid: having to make six goddamn tries before the capcha will accept my post.
Proud to say I avoided everyone of these movies thanks to CHUD!
Your analogy on the Russell Brand film is unfortunately lost on me, as I don't get the reference. I don't disagree with your not seeing it, I just don't know why you didn't.
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