The summer’s going to slide by quick, and before you know it we’ll be in August and Conan will be arriving to kick asses. Lionsgate will not have you forgetting that, as their summer pinch-hitter has already had a full trailer and now a batch of character posters have been disseminated through the online sites. It would seem this summer’s poster designers are all about filling negative space with dust and debris, if these and Captain America are any indication.
All of the sites have watermarked their posters quite clearly, but indeed you can thank MTV, PopWatch, JoBlo, ComingSoon, FirstShowing for bring you the posters, and Collider for delightfully collecting them.
I can’t escape this without saying that Perlman looks particularly apish in this role. He looks like he’s kicking much more ass than in the dreadful Season of the Witch, but I could help but-
Also I’m having trouble figuring out what will be jacked off to more- Tamara’s tits, or the forehead on Marique. What do you think?
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Tamaras tits. haha
Marique looks like an amalgam of Rose McGowan and Tori Spelling.
I dunno, Marique looks like Cristina Ricci to me. This looks laughably bad. I would only see it if its rated R.
I doubt Perlman will have too much action. If the early story reports still hold true, it is a small role. It’s also the role that Mickey Rourke was going to play before he dropped out to do Immortals instead.
Conan’s Gal Pal, must…Survive! You know…Tamara Never Dies!
The posters for Conan at least are…Awesome!
Fleed, I can’t work out if you’re completely insane or a genius.
Keep it up 🙂
At least it looks stylish, and Momoa does fit. He would have fitted a lot better if they had given him a black mane of straight thick hair. But something gives me the feeling this film might be empty and silly like Pathfinder.
Marique is the spawn of Rose McGowan and Londo Mollari.
That’s hilarious, I was just thinking she looked like and extra from Babylon 5….
Am I crazy to think that Khalar Zym looks kinda like Jeff Winger?
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