Final Destination 5 put out a new trailer today. If you’re a diehard fan of this death-dodges-no-one franchise, you may want to skip it. It broadcasts a lot. But maybe you need to know someone gets impaled in the genitals before you plunk down your ticket.
I haven’t seen installments 2-4, so I can’t speak to the originality of the kills or the disaster which kicks it all off. But it looks scary and smashing, which is all it needs to be five times in, right?
I will say this probably cured me of my desire for Lasik surgery, at least for the time being.





3 comments
Leave Tony Todd alone!
They’ve all basically been the same movie, re-made over and over and over. To mix it up, they need to make the movie NOT be about the guy that has the vision or figures it all out. That fucker needs to be the first to go. “Hey, I figured out death’s de-SPLLLATTT!”
You see, that is why I liked the third one the best. One of the dudes figured out he could (at least temporarily) bypass his own death by murdering the others. The first one is alright. I really dig 2 & 3. The fourth was godawful to the point where I am pretty much done with this franchise. I might check the new one out on DVD if it gets decent reviews.
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