Remember the Monster Ballads commercial? It’s the one with all those badass dudes skydiving with their electric guitars as they rock out to tunes by Poison and Damn Yankees? For $26.99 you could own two CDs with 35 tracks of rocking metal the slow, soft, gentle way. It was Now! That’s What I Call Music for sensitive metalheads and their girlfriends – people who weren’t complete pussies but were nevertheless willing to flirt with pussydom on their own time.
Anyways, when I watch this Rock of Ages trailer I think back to simpler times – when dudes were dudes and they could just jump out of airplanes with their instruments and groove to the softer side of rock n’ roll.
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It’s like karaoke for morons.
I think I’d rather stay home and hammer my nuts to the floor with a mallet.
” Rock of Ages – For all those who thought you couldn’t get anything worse than Mamma Mia ”
That was funny, but I still kept wincing.
Simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness.
Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn’t good.
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