I can honestly say I’ve managed to completely avoid Twilight, never read the books or seen any of the movies (and from the trailers I’ve seen they look horrible).

But, based on the picture above, I’ll admit to being curious.  How exactly did the Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark end up in this film?

I know people often like to brag about how they’ve fallen asleep during films as if a badge of honour (it’s not) but Twilight was the first film I actually fell asleep while watching on my initial viewing. The film simply did nothing for me. I didn’t hate it and I certainly didn’t love it but instead I just felt a nothingness for it either way. It was just so average, dreary and dull that I mentally couldn’t even hang around to form an opinion on it (unless open mouth drool snoring registers as an opinion).

Naturally I never bothered with the sequels. 

Absolute utter schlock.

I like how they build up the big battle scene and there are only 50 or so participants in said battle…lol.

Mourning, shouldn’t we be celebrating? The horror is almost over. Or is some clever sarcasm going completely over my head?

THIS cost a 130 million dollars to make??? What, are those contacts made of solid gold or something? Seriously Lionsgate…