The trailer for the Tyler Perry/Rob Cohen joint is here and even though Matthew Fox lost every pound for the role of the villain this looks like a shit smokehouse. But that’s just, like, my opinion man…
Watch it and then suck if you disagree with me:





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agreed, that trailer shit the bed. the plot looks like another generic action movie but that might be the source material (i’ve never read any patterson) although i remember enjoying the first two alex cross films, but that was probably just morgan freeman. not to mention tyler perry & matthew fox, i’m not exactly convinced.
Come on guys, at least wait untill you see it before you pass judgement! Remember everyone thought that ”Abduction” was going to be shit from watching the trailer but…
I honestly thought you were kidding about this – somehow the fact that Tyler Perry was making an Alex Cross film was not on my radar.
But, that might just be due to my instinctive reaction to avoid any Tyler Perry news.
Tough Detroit cop chases sadistic serial killer who tortures women and children to death. Rated PG-13.
Yeah, it’s gonna fucking suck ass. Wait, can we say fucking suck ass? Sorry. It’s going to be bad.
How is Ashley Judd not in this?
Apparently Tyler Perry found all the weight that Matthew Fox lost.
Thank the gods Elba jumped off this ship when he did
They should have had Joel Cohen direct after a script re-work from Ethan. That’s an Alex Cross movie I’d throw money down on.
Rob Cohen strikes again!! The man who cut and ran well before Fast Five made 600 million! The man who said Vin Diesel as XXX would be the next Bond franchise (so he made, erm, one of those movies)!! The man who killed Jamie Foxx in Stealth!! The man who tripled the age of the kid between Mummy sequels but barely aged Fraser! The man who’s completely full of shit now based on that trailer! Please don’t make PG-13 serial killer movies. They don’t work.
I think he was picked off the ship. Demeter style.
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