Archive · 2005
285 posts
Earlier this week, I pissed off Joss Whedon and the assembled army of Browncoats (those are the hardcore fanatics devoted to his show Firefly and subsequent movie Serenity) when I declared Serenity dead on arrival after a very poor first weekend of 10 million… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Columbia Tristar Home VideoMSRP: $14.94RATED: NRRUNNING TIME: 73 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trailers The Pitch “We’ve got Boris Karloff and a mad scientist premise. A plot where something actually happens is totally… Continue reading
I've started fresh with the Graboid, going for a more polished and tougher perspective. If you get them from now on it'll be because you're an astute fan of movies. I'm not going to make it easy and it's going to be from something I either like or find it fun… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: PalmMSRP: $24.98RATED: UnratedRUNNING TIME: N/ASPECIAL FEATURES:• Multiple Commentaries for each video• Three Documentaries A music video is essentially an extension of a song. It’s supposed to give the viewer an extra… Continue reading
I have not yet seen all of Doug Liman’s Mr. and Mrs. Smith. This is due to a couple of reasons, but the biggest one is that Fox doesn’t always like to invite me to their press screenings. I did catch some of it on a plane, a couple of weeks back, and while I… Continue reading
This weekend I had an argument with someone about video game movies. The person thought that there could never be a good movie made from a video game, while I said that there’s no reason the basic structure of a video game couldn’t be grafted onto a good… Continue reading
Holy shit, this column DIDN'T go on a two-month break again! In case some of you folks haven't been aware, Creature Corner has been reanimated in a big way. Brit deity Dan Whitehead has taken over the reins and is slowly but surely guiding that bitch back to… Continue reading
***Update***It's official, we will partner with these guys for all the cities having the screening, so people in Boston, Atlanta, Detroit, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Austin, Houston, San Francisco, and Seattle all pip ein with your entries and who knows what may… Continue reading
***Update*** It's official, we will partner with these guys for all the cities having the screening, so people in Boston, Atlanta, Detroit, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Austin, Houston, San Francisco, and Seattle all pip ein with your entries and who knows what… Continue reading
Is movement on a new Indiana Jones film happening? And was it because of all the prunes he ate in the nursing home? Indiana Jones IV (that stands for how they feed the old bastard now – seriously, I have a million of these and I’m not afraid to use them) has… Continue reading
Break out, Will Arnett! You can do it! Arnett, one of the funniest things about the incredibly funny Arrested Development (I had to keep pausing tonight’s episode because of “ANALRAPIST” and Bob Loblaw. I just laughed and laughed and laughed), is slowly… Continue reading
