Archive · 2006

September 2006

194 posts

REVIEW: WICKER MAN, THE

This review contains major spoilers, especially if you have not seen the original film. I never believed that Neil LaBute was a misogynist. His venom seemed equally spread out across all genders – the evil assholes in his films were just as likely to be men… Continue reading

GOIN' POLISH #4

Polish movie posters are the best thing since the Earth was built by aliens and left cooking in the sun long enough so people thought they were civilized and followed the rules of a God. Let's just say this… if there is a God, chances are good that he… Continue reading

LEAK LETTERS #47

Still trying to make these at least one a week. I need more letters to make it happen but I also need email clients to treat all text equally and not create these headaches where the text comes in different sizes and colors and formats. It's 2006 and still… Continue reading

REVIEW: LASSIE

What the fuck was Peter Dinklage thinking? I like the actor – people have accused me of just liking him because he’s a dwarf, but the truth is that he’s an interesting actor with great presence. If he was of normal height he’d be huge – no pun intended. I… Continue reading

REVIEW: CRANK

Crank is the movie they warned us the video game generation would make. It's also the best action film released this summer, maybe even this year. It's a hyperactive thrill ride that understands itself, its audience and its genre enough to not take anything… Continue reading

YOU NAMED THE DOG WHAT?

I didn’t bother running this story earlier because I just didn’t care, but boy, you guys do. I’ve gotten this one submitted a zillion times, so I guess the readers demand to know that Peter Jackson is producing a remake of the WWII film Dam Busters. Jackson’s… Continue reading