Archive · 2007

April 2007

394 posts

LUCAS STROKES THE CHICKEN

Last year Robot Chicken threw out a spoof on Star Wars which had Palpatine receiving the news of a blowed up Death Star and, in his uncorked executive-level fury, called Darth Vader a little bitch for crying over "Panda Bear or whatever her name was". The… Continue reading

MEET MY DAEMON

In the world of The Golden Compass, people’s souls live outside of their bodies in the form of daemons. As a child your daemon changes shape constantly from one animal to another, but as you get older it eventually finds the animal that best represents who… Continue reading

SHANKMAN!!!

The depressing irony of Adam Shankman producing an All of Me remake with Queen Latifah in the Lily Tomlin role is that I guarantee you their number one choice for the Steve Martin role is Steve Martin. Desperately searching for a new Peter Jackson after Bob… Continue reading