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My wife's a big believer in Victoria's Secret. And apparently, by the volume of catalogs we receive on a weekly basis, Victoria's Secret is a big believer in her. They arrive faster than we can throw them away and now have semi-permanent residence in our… Continue reading
Aside from slathering over CHUD's WILF-ability two months ago, I haven't been able to come up with a single thing to write about since. News and movies are covered and I'm not usually self-aggrandizing to think anyone gives more than 3 Charcharadon shits for… Continue reading
CHUD.com is fantastic and knows it… even if not everyone else does (or even needs to). It's even fantastic enough to smugly tell you so with one of the most subjectively accurate title tags ever committed to META: "CHUD.com-A film site for the… Continue reading
Zac Efron. Mr. Heartthrob. Mr. High School Musical. Mr. "Bet On It". Disney-preened and polished to a sheen impervious to even the most fiery darts of teen scandal: apparently, the kid's girlfriend showed up all naked and exposed by way of leaked camera… Continue reading
Say what you like about Jake Gyllenhaal's acting chops, but the dude is fit. So fit in fact, ex-Jets Quarterback and 70's product schiller THE Broadway Joe Namath has given the greenlight to a cinematic biography potentially starring the brother o' Maggie… Continue reading
The Mummy 3, or as it's been officially monikered, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor has officially been given a full plot synopsis. It's a plot you may be familiar with, but a plot nonetheless. Thanks to an update on Rob Cohen's production blog, you'll… Continue reading
A couple years ago I picked up the DVD for Shinji Aramaki's 2004 take on Masamune Shirow's Appleseed, based purely on the spectacle of the trailers shootin’, explodin’ and robot violence. I'm no manga/anime conniseur but yeah, I'm a sucker like that. The film… Continue reading
One cheer for email… and another 20 by way of my knobby knuckles to its digital privates. That's about the ratio of good email I get to the ratio of promises to turn my junk into a sequel to Anaconda or tap the fast track to a life of wealth based on a… Continue reading
New Line may still be looking for its next Prestige Picture (and a little something to get audiences through the turnstiles- The Last Mimzy, Shoot ‘Em Up, Mr. Woodcock, Martian Child, Rendition… well, you get the picture), but you've got to give… Continue reading
I must have missed the whole "chicks with phallic fun growing out of their perfectly sculpted asses is the new hotness bandwagon", because it's rolling all through town and I'm still stuck on the tail-excluding "perfectly sculpted ass" wagon of 2006. 2007… Continue reading
3-D! It's the sensation that's sweeping the nation! Again. Of course, I don't need to expound any further for you who love sharp objects hovering in front of your face or filmic blood all but showering you and yours. As for you who haven't experienced the… Continue reading
Bond Girls are a phenomenon of their own devising. They come with enormous hype at casting time, but when it's all said and done, their roles never seem to leave a mark beyond the film's expiration date and the Bond-verse they inhabit. As such, their casting… Continue reading
