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When Silent Hill was released earlier this year, its clock was critically cleaned as underwhelming, nonsensical and plodding (read the CHUD review here). Yet, using a rusty machete in a real-life manifestation of the road to hell being paved with the best… Continue reading
If you're looking to kill some time over the holidays, two genre-cuddling websites are up and ready for your chronosticidal tendencies. First, Tony Stark has finally ponied up the capital to establish a URL for Iron Man. The official site,… Continue reading
– Hot on the alloyed heels of the geekalicious Transformers trailer comes the rebooted Transformers website. The site now hosts a message board, desktop downloads, trailers in HD and a glowing, spikey globe. The official website trailer has also added a… Continue reading
Peace out, swag. The legendary Oscar and Golden Globe celebrity gift bags are being squashed under the heel of conscience. And the threat of having to pay taxes. And, apparently, Edward Norton. Word is, Mr. Norton, feeling the bags were both “disgusting and… Continue reading
– You knew the double-dip was coming. Spider-Man 2: Extended Edition will be officially shooting extended gobs of extra-sticky goo your way in April- just in time to coincide with the release of Spider-Man 3: The Normal Cut. In an effort to A) tantalize fans… Continue reading
– Hardy Boys fans can stick it. Nancy Drew has made her way to the Cineplex first, thanks to Warner Brothers. Want proof? Check out the trailer and all the pre-pubescent mystery here. – Rogue pictures has picked up and is churning Hack/Slash, a graphic novel… Continue reading
When Disney announced the dissolution of its hand-drawn animation studio back in 2004, many saw it for the bullshit it was: A short-sighted knee-jerk reaction to the explosive success of Pixar, Blue Sky Studios and Dreamworks Animations CG features. In the… Continue reading
I don’t know if you’d heard, but with all the excitement over Mr. Trump allowing Miss USA keep her title, things are shaping up to be a banner day for busty, one-dimensional ladies getting second chances. In the secret labs of what can only be described as… Continue reading
After receiving a pulse-pounding thrill-ride from the first official screenshot (It's Matt Damon, George Clooney and Brad Pitt sitting! In an airport!) of the upcoming film Ocean's 13, we now have the official movie one-sheet, which, while acknowledging world… Continue reading
Peter Pan, J.M Barrie’s saucy tale of flying kids and the punk-ass who leads them (a tale since bastardized to describe the “syndrome” as to why so many patrons of Comic-Con enjoy video games, super hero movies and refuse to move out of their parent’s homes)… Continue reading
Whether you or anyone else on the planet are seeing them before they hit the rental circuit (Animal House and Vacation series aside), the National Lampoon’s franchise is alive, well and making money. Seems every time I hit the DVD shelves for the ritual… Continue reading
Studios are on a roll this week. First a nondescript, yet official, shot of Ocean’s 13 that could have been taken from the set of Ocean’s 11 or Ocean’s 12. Now the Stan Lee faithful are treated to a money-shot of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer that… Continue reading
