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Earlier today, the Motion Picture Academy announced its contenders for Oscar picks in the best explosions and fake representation of bedlam category: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, X-men: The Last Stand, Casino Royale, Poseidon, Eragon, Superman… Continue reading
Horror house Dimension Films’ Black Christmas, or Black X-mas as it's been rechristened, has got some folks all pissed off. Seems a couple Christian-based groups have decided to stomp their feet and put up a little protestation about trying to kill Lacey… Continue reading
For all the Shrek fans out there, AOL has just added the new trailer for Shrek The Third. Puss in Boots, Donkey, thonged wooden puppets and familiar villains… the gang's all there. To be honest, I’m always a little surprised over the continued success… Continue reading
If you love seeing stills from upcoming films that might hint at or reveal spoilage, you’re going to be really disappointed with this one.Ocean’s 13, the prequel to Ocean’s 14, has its first official image from the film up and at ‘em. Ok, so maybe there won't… Continue reading
– Brick-chinned Ed “Your History of Violence eye scares me” Harris has signed on to participate in the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson film The Cleaner. Sadly, it’s apparent Mr. Harris didn’t realize the movie is going to be directed by Renny “make it shit”… Continue reading
It's no secret TV movies mostly suck. It's also no secret, thanks to Xena production values and actors of the same caliber, TV movies involving fantasy always suck. In 2004, Sci Fi’s Earthsea proudly followed the tradition while trying to cash in on the Lord… Continue reading
Like most folks, I enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean. And, like most folks, I walked out of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest with my tender senses bludgeoned into the equivalent of a thousand-yard-stare and my bladder all stingy and numb. That was… Continue reading
If you, like me, are waiting for your chance to see how Justin Timberlake brings Sexy back to murdering naïve 15 year old kids in Alpha Dog, you may have to wait. Recent courtly maneuvering around the films portrayal of Jesse James Hollywood and Nicholas… Continue reading
There was a time when Gary Oldman was a thespian badass. Drug dealing psychopath, maniacal arms dealer, wrinkly, ass-headed blood sucker. Now he's taking bit parts in B-list productions about magic nerds, choir boys who drive tank cars and the mustachioed men… Continue reading
