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If you like your Jessica Alba trailers with lots of ass and abs, you're going to have to dust off your copy of Into the Blue. After you pick it up from the Big Box $2.99 discount bin, that is.In the mean time, shed a few salty tears of sorrow over a regularly… Continue reading
Remember Rogue? You know, the Croc movie that rushed Primeval into theaters last spring? The Rogue that's been floating around waiting for a US release date as it's punted from slot to slot, the latest being from October to indefinitely? Since most films… Continue reading
It's been a few months since Ratatouille arrived and drifted lazily downstream, managing expectations while plucking dollar bills off what's left of the money trees lining the River Pixar. Funny thing is, $203 million domestic ain't bad by anyone’s standards,… Continue reading
Like an unannounced dog turd that silently arrives on your front lawn, Resident Evil: Extinction just kind of plops into theaters this weekend. The esteemed Dellamorte predicts a win for the coiled stinker and I can't say I'd argue with that kind of logic.… Continue reading
While various pics of Valkyrie’s one-eyed Tom (as Col. Claus von Stauffenberg) made their way to public consumption and consternation, United Artists was been tenderly massaging the will of the German government to allow shooting in the infamous Bendlerblock… Continue reading
– Yesterday, I bemoaned Walden‘s continued onslaught of YA fiction adaptations. For some reason, they're not listening, and that may be well and good. Walden has just added Tim Robbins as a secretive inventor in addition to Martin Landeau, Marianne… Continue reading
Naomi Watts. The gal's pulled down some pretty great performances and projects to slather her resume with– especially Babe: Pig in the City (not to mention Stay and The Ring 2*). My buddy and I always argue about her level of hotness (I'm in the ordinarily… Continue reading
I know they're for kids, but I've got nothing left. Nothing. I'm weak from the continual onslaught of flimsy YA fiction adaptations being optioned, filmed, trailered and jammed into theaters under the marketing-centric trappings of "beloved" and "magical".… Continue reading
If there's one rule destined to piss off the lonely it's this: It's not what you know- it's who you know. Ah, Cronyism– The universal truth. And that's a good thing for Charlize Theron because without knowing herself, she may never have been hired to star in… Continue reading
I told you Harry Potter was going to be huge. Oh, what? I didn't? Well, I should have. Actually, except for the times I see Penelope Cruz' name attached to a project and know that girl is pooooisonnnnn, I'm short on prophetic power. Still, everyone saw Harry… Continue reading
I've got Neil(l) on the brain today. First up was Neill Blompkamp- the Halo director who never was (but might yet be), thrust back into consciousness thanks to Microsoft's E3 live-action Halo 3 trailer Arms Race (view it here). A few short hours later, I'm… Continue reading
A few months ago, a promo still for Get Smart revealed Steve Carrell and Anne Hathaway in clothes and a room. Today, a new teaser for Get Smart shows Steve Carrell sans beard, heavy CGI effects and a sequel no one asked for making his phone booth debut as… Continue reading
