Archive · 2007
394 posts
If you're curious to see what David Jaffe has been up to since the inevitable/appropriate/crushing cancelation of his Heartland PSP project, check out this gameplay footage from his PS3 arcade game Calling All Cars. It's got a great style to it, and looks as… Continue reading
There’s a moment in Spider-Man 3 over halfway through the film where it becomes obvious that all involved parties realize they have nothing else to prove and simply let their figurative hair down and had some fun. Real fun. This isn’t a spoiler, but when the… Continue reading
God bless Val Kilmer. The guy seems to exist in every Hollywood world at once. He’s got more than a few clunkers acting as dust covers for video store shelves, and usually that’s a clear sign that your days as a theatrically-viable actor are over. But Kilmer… Continue reading
It's an understatement to say the Weinsteins haven't had the best luck of late. A string of recent, widely-released films including Hannibal Rising and Grindhouse have failed to make financial impacts and their award push with films like Miss Potter and… Continue reading
Hey, America! Hollywood thinks you're all fucking idiots! Want to prove them wrong? Awesome. Don't go see Old Dogs next year when it passes through your local megaplex like last night's Olive Garden. Because you're inured to the implied insult of studio… Continue reading
Slyvia Plath's The Bell Jar, the book that makes every guy cringe when they find it adorning a female conquest's bookshelf, is getting dragged out of women's lit class again, this time by Julia Stiles and the Plum Pictures trio of Galt Niederhoffer, Celine… Continue reading
The time since the end of Mystery Science Theater 3000 has been eased a little bit by Riff Trax, where Mike Nelson and friends (often his old MST3K cohorts Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, as well as the occasional out of left fielder like Neil Patrick Harris)… Continue reading
Undeterred by his association with The Last Mimzy, Rainn Wilson, best known as the socially awkward Dwight Schrute from The Office, is bravely forging ahead with his big screen acting career, and may very well have found a pair of worthy collaborators in Mark… Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We… Continue reading
Dear Dumbass Parents of America, I don’t know how many times I have to keep saying this: Grow the fuck up. I refer to, of course, the latest article from The Washington Post, which reports that the Federal Communications Commission is ready to send the… Continue reading
Girls love ponies. It's just a natural fact. Not like Mr. Hands loved ponies, just the regular kind of love. Continue reading
