Archive · 2007
405 posts
I love to name drop someone who actually knows who I am. It's so rare. Hanna Hall is a fucking talented lady and so incredibly lovely to boot. I mean, she's not lovely to boot. I've tried kicking her, but it always ends up with me on the ground and her… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: AnimEigoMSRP: $19.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 89 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: • Image gallery• Movie trivia• Theatrical trailers The Pitch A pudgy samurai warrior endangers his child by giving him a horrible haircut and bringing… Continue reading
Many of you gamers out there are checking the little countdown clock on Bungie's website waiting for the Halo 3 beta to become available. I'm seriously trying to figure out the easiest way to be on my 360 for the first few days of that thing, shirking… Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We… Continue reading
Jack Valenti may be dead, but the MPAA's draconian practices are not; as of today, the organization will view the smoking of cigarettes in movies as a determining factor in their already screwy ratings system. This decision has been a long time coming,… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Lionsgate MSRP: $29.98RUNNING TIME: 128 minutesSPECIAL FEATURES: Trainer Commentary The Pitch "Ladies: enjoy a fun workout that promises to tighten up those problem areas. Gentlemen: grab the lotion." The Humans Eliana,… Continue reading
Looking at these new hi-res pics of the robot lineup for Transformers over at Michael Bay’s blog, I immediately realized that it’s harder than I thought for giant fighting robots to A) stand-up straight and B) strike dramatic poses that do not remind me of… Continue reading
And so Spider-Man 3 has been unleashed upon us. The first weekday totals seem to be considered "slow" (or so says the IMDb). This is partly due word of mouth, and partly due to schools not being out across the country. That means this is the weekend that… Continue reading
At what point does the goodwill of Luke Wilson being an affable, good-looking Wilson brother cease to compensate enough for the incessant string of box office bombs this guy stars in each year? Sure, he was in Old School way back in 2003, but you probably… Continue reading
One of my new favorite Chewers, Vader Bee, did the good work for CHUD this morning. He attended the Paramount/Dreamworks Building Wrap Unveiling for Transformers, where the official spokesman of the impossible-to-please Transfans, Tattoo from The Big Boy… Continue reading
“Torture porn” has become quite the buzzphrase for horror movies , allowing one to to summarize and dismiss a film simultaneously. I won’t argue that there aren’t a lot of films that deserve such disdain, but I’m reluctant to endorse the writing off of any… Continue reading
BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: Velocity/ThinkfilmMSRP: $27.98RATED: RRUNNING TIME: 97 MinutesSPECIAL FEATURES: – Theatrical Trailer– Audio Commentary THE PITCH It’s a Kurt Wimmer reunion and everyone’s invited*! *To hate this piece of shit. THE HUMANS… Continue reading
