Archive · 2007
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BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE!STUDIO: WarnerMSRP: $19.98RATED: Not RatedRUNNING TIME: 90 min.SPECIAL FEATURES:• Vintage short: Hollywood Scout• Classic Cartoon: The Screwy Truant• Lux Radio Theatre adaptation• Theatrical trailer The Pitch This is the final… Continue reading
When you're lucky enough to call Eric Roberts "dad", that means a) you've got a direct access to some killer Mickey Rourke stories, b) every other movie shown on Cinemax between midnight and six a.m. will help put you through college and c) you aunt is… Continue reading
This week will see a series of mini-featurettes about Grizzly Park, my maiden voyage into producing a feature. Directed by the enigmatic Tom Skull [I don't know his legal name], it's a nice cocktail of horror and comedy that we'll hopefully be seeing in… Continue reading
Better late than never, my friends. Better late than never. Earlier today, Pixar released a nine minute clip for its upcoming film Ratatouille. It's impressive. Not necessarily by the story element being put to play, but (it's here I unveil my animation gasm)… Continue reading
It makes sense that just as I was engaging in a mini-discussion of I Spit On Your Grave on our message board, the trailer would pop up for Elisha Cuthbert's second porn movie, Captivity. Torture porn, that is. Her first being the trashy and… Continue reading
For all those offended by the terrible, terrible play on Limp Bizkit's crapfest "Rollin'", I'm sorry. On to the story. Thanks to the success of a little spring movie called 300, Zack Snyder gets to make the Watchmen movie no one could get off the ground, WB… Continue reading
So you may have heard about Bug. You may even be anticipating its release later this month. [Note from Devin: You should be – it's really good!] The one-sheet that's been attached to the movie (see it now!) has been an icky "Something's under that dudes skin… Continue reading
Welcome to the next CHUD List. We've tackled our essentials list and the continued revelation of our Kills List from 2003, and now that we've begun the beguine, we must continue. Behold: The CHUD.com Top 50 Disappointments. A quick word on the criteria. We… Continue reading
Signs are there for a reason. And not like a crazy god is telling you to hit the aliens with a baseball bat/water type of reason. Continue reading
Last week, we reported on an upcoming film that, judging by the message board responses we received, many of you can't wait to see: South of the Border. Oh, sorry! That's Grizzly Park. South of the Border is the one no one gave two craps about. Unless you've… Continue reading
David Ayer's The Night Watchman is turning into quite the testosterone-soaked cop melodrama. One month after snagging Forrest Whitaker to play the corrupt captain of an elite LAPD unit who frames his protégé (played by Keanu Reeves) for the murder of a fellow… Continue reading
I warned you that this column would occasionally be bloggy. This is one of those times. Turn back now. ‘You fuckin’ cracka. You want to kill me? You can’t kill me, you fuckin’ white boy.’ I was sitting on a slow moving train at 4 in the morning last week,… Continue reading
